Sloss and Humphries On The Road

Bidgets with Attitude (Ft. Imaan Hadchiti)

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins is joined by the littlest fella with the biggest aura, Imaan Hadchiti, as they reminisce about Kai's instant karma the first time they gigged together back in 2013 and the only original short joke. Imaan has his car stolen by teenagers who crashed after struggling to work the extended pedals.

Pee-Hole Surgery (Ft. Connor Burns)

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 02:12:57 +0000

After months of custody battle sharing Connor Burns, Muggins and Cream reconcile their differences to spend time with their boy together trying to figure out the logistics of keyhole surgery. Daniel wants to bring back the coward punch and Connor is assaulted by a woman. An episode bookended with a 9/11 joke a Dianna joke for you all to enjoy.

Beaver Magnet (Ft. Mark Nelson & Phil Ellis)

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 08:00:00 +0000

A boozy no frills Altitude episode, it would be rude not to. With all of the podcast equipment on it's way to Australia, Muggins sets up with a USB mic and diminishing natural light. Watch as they get off to a chaotic start and descend into darkness with Mark Nelson and Phil Ellis joining Kai to recap an amazing week on the mountains. Phil confesses his love for Kai after writing and deleting a soppy Facebook post about him while drunk.

Reverse Cowbearpig

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 08:00:00 +0000

After an entire month being pure sluts and pairing up with anyone who will have them, muggins and cream are finally back in the same seats, reconvening to catch up on Kai's recent trip to Wembley and his first taste of glory as a football fan. He might actually still be drunk. Meanwhile Daniel has a huge win in his passion in life, fantasy teddy bears.

Spaghetti Detective (Ft. Ryan Cullen)

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 08:00:00 +0000

The rubik's cube being invented by a generation that hasn't identified autism sets Sloss and Cullen off chatting about disabilities. The boys decide who their generations Diana is, leading into the existence of less mainstream denier groups. Ryan is very very bald.

Having a Rummage (Ft. Rosco Mclelland)

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 08:39:32 +0000

We're stepping into the Sloss and Humphries era of the weekend double bill (Muggins and Cream haven't fallen out we promise) To commence your harvest Rosco joins Kai for some meandering flights of fancy that lead you from playing You Bet with Mathew Kelly to guess dogs bums to playing conkers with a tooth on a donut hair. It all makes sense in the moment I'm sure.

Penile Colony (Ft. Ryan Cullen)

Sun, 02 Mar 2025 17:55:21 +0000

Part 1 of the late double drop Daniel takes inappropriate medical advice from his house gremlin Ryan Cullen. They speculate rivalries between countries, argue about which animals are extinct and impose new rules on hunting. Part 2 with Kai and Phil Ellis is available on Patreon

Put-Put Pro

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 12:43:38 +0000

Humphries finally emerges from the gutter after an innings that might have retired him. The boys reflect on the weekend that caused the damage. Cream is convinced Muggins is the butt of a practical joke from Mark Nelson which he refuses to register. Matty takes some flack for his actions on the sesh.

Dr Johnny Rocks (Ft. Ryan Cullen)

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 18:50:01 +0000

Daniel and (Bald Man Scoops) Ryan Cullen kick off the podcast with some gentle racism that leads to making money gambling. They talk about the layers of people they share their vulnerabilities with from partner to friends then DMing their favourite pop stars.

Viva Uber Eats (Ft. Tony Carroll)

Sat, 01 Feb 2025 09:05:57 +0000

Legend of 'Hot Water's Green Room' podcast Tony Carroll enters Scotland for the first time with his harem of Scouse lads on his UK tour, after Kai went to see his show the night before and ended up jumping on, the boys talk all things comedy, debauchery and making enemies. Tony leaves his dad to tackle his haters while Kai fends off Tommy Robinson's minions.

Hey Rarnold (Ft. Ryan Cullen & Elliot Steel)

Sat, 25 Jan 2025 11:54:51 +0000

For the first time on the podcast two of your most regular guest are on at the same time, Muggins is joined by Elliot and Cullen mere days after Kai fell down the stairs in the strippers and was momentarily outdone by Elliot in the embarrassment stakes. With the unserved threat of Milo McCabe joining the episode the boys do an impression of Troy Hawke greeting people in downtown Tokyo, it get's a little problematic.

F***in' 'Mon Then! (Ft. Connor Burns)

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 16:57:51 +0000

Daniel is joined by podcast regular Connor Burns to discuss how sports historically bend the rules the rules to give the white competitor half a chance, the beauty of spaffing your lottery winnings and infamous Scottish anti-terrorists.

The Sloss Vs The Humphries: Christmas Quiz (Teaser)

Fri, 10 Jan 2025 13:03:34 +0000

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Acoustic Tanks

Wed, 25 Dec 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream reinvent the voting system so everyone get's a multiplier that changes the value of your vote depending on what you've been reading. Daniel get's miss-sold an adoption and doesn't get to raise his zoo animal, they speculate which other animals got rode into battle before they settled on horses. Kai realises he's playing stand-up as a multi-class.

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I've Got Loads of Friends!

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 17:05:31 +0000

Direct from his European Tour Kai finds Daniel rattling around his big house to hear all about his swimming pool and golf simulator as he grows further and further out of touch from reality. Kai recounts his intense three week schedule and appreciates the time he used to have to himself while Daniel was on stage.

Poppadom Boxers

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Daniel loves himself with a self indulgent half way flush so he doesn't need to sit in his own stink. He struggles with his morals while laughing at an assassination and then tries to commit atrocities in VR. Another solo session while his only friend is on the road before next week's reunion episode.

Wankathlon Ft. (Connor Burns)

Sat, 07 Dec 2024 12:56:04 +0000

Before having their hearts broken by a failed audio record the boys were in full stride petitioning to have tugging added to olympic events, after Kai tells Connor about his friend's eventful journey home. Thankfully the camera audio has been salvaged so you can still listen to the adventures of Big Cuck, Little Cuck, albeit with slightly lower quality than their childish ramblings were intended to be consumed.

Two N's, Two O's (Ft. Connor Burns)

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 09:34:45 +0000

Four days into the European tour with only one full day of f**k-ups, Kai and Connor catch their breath over a pint of Guinness in Ireland as they stick to their schedule even though the Dublin gig had been moved to January. They both share regret of idolising early Conor (with one N) McGregor. Kai wants to start a gang.

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Deep Blue Yonder

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 08:00:00 +0000

After taking turns to carry the podcast Muggins and Cream finally do one together and it's a miracle Kai is here for this after a shark encounter on holiday that sent him spinning. They react to a skydiver who survived a more credible brush with death as their parachute didn't open. The only funny things happening in Daniel's life right now are hack tropes.

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"I bet you I can clap last" (ft. Gareth Waugh)

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 10:34:56 +0000

Cream is joined by resident ginger Gareth Waugh in today's episode where they discuss their time at the Final Fantasy Orchestra, how horrible pregnancies are, and flavour it all with a healthy dose of thinly-veiled sexism.

Interview with a Troll (Ft. Dave Longley)

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 09:41:15 +0000

Many of you have engaged with him after being baited in the comments, many of you have watched on in joy knowing he's trolling, now you can meet the religious obstetrician from the comments of Sloss and Humphries reels as Kai navigates the conversation cautious not to get trolled himself.

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Shark Narc (Ft. Elliot & Mark Steel)

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 08:49:18 +0000

Elliot's father and esteemed legend of comedy Mark Steel joins the podcast as he's thrust into continuing a story he'd started off air about an incident with a cottage pie. We get to hear all of the problems Elliot had at school and found out exactly how he came to be the way he is, and not a member of the SAS.

Dwarfist (Ft. Elliot Steel)

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 09:12:14 +0000

Muggins and his guest host (Elliot Steel) accidentally coordinate their clothes as is becoming a running theme of the pod. Sat in the garden at the start of Kai's tour with three shows in the bag to discuss and an almost scrap with an overfamiliar banter merchant. Elliot discriminates hard against short men.

Is Jay Slater Alright? (Ft. Jack Traynor )

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Two years ago Muggins spoke on the podcast about a young urchin he picked up off the streets after seeing him do an open spot and added him to some professional line-ups to kick start his career, two years later young Jack Traynor is taking the prison scene by storm. They shun the subscribed religions and speculate alternative ideas about life and creation. Jack tells about how he ended up in China from the promise of a free meal.

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The Lone Billionaire

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream discuss their very different strategies if they came into billions of pounds after suggesting the societal rule that there could be only one. Kai "does a Kai" and puts chicken stock in his wife's Whisky. Daniel struggles with the change of the goalposts that all the drinking and drugs he did in his 20's is no longer cool to the new generation.

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September '24 Q&A (Part.1)

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream answer questions thrown into the ring by their patrons about their careers, personal lives and plans for the future. This was recorded as a double bill in order to get through them all so if you want to hear the rest consider this clickbait and subscribe for Thursday's bonus episode (Part 2) Maybe even throw in a question yourself next time.

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St George's Swastika (Ft. Rosco McClelland)

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Rosco pulls up a seat at Muggins' kitchen table to alternate seamlessly between real world irks and wild flights of fancy in a way only he does best. He tells about his ambitions as a troll to provoke a civil uprising against his local Asda and the time he accidentally blue balled a scammer.

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Cowman and Milkboy (Ft. Ryan Cullen)

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Baldy man Ryan Cullen joins Muggins in the kitchen to tell all about his recent recreational MRI scan. Kai has been absolutely fleeced in a one sided wager with his wife. The pair go after practitioners of Karate safe in the knowledge their licence to kill isn't worth the paper it's printed on. #41

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Make Some Noise

Wed, 04 Sep 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream get the old band back together to discuss holding onto relics when moving house, whether it's appropriate to get off over porn of a deceased partner and what your last words might be in the wake of Fat Man Scoops dying doing what he loves, getting people to make some noise. #40

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Crabs Patient Zero (Ft. Nina Gilligan)

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 13:37:49 +0000

After meeting in Altitude festival and swift becoming changeover buddies in their Edinburgh venue, Kai and Nina share stories, green rooms and even crabs, in an action packed episode where Nina scales a wall before breaking into a sleeping comedians pad. #39

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Upside Down Epidural

Fri, 16 Aug 2024 08:52:07 +0000

Daniel makes an appearance after making some of you granddads for the second time. He talks us through the recent weeks welcoming his daughter into the world, which include bullying disabled kids in soft play and discovering some of women's best kept secrets. Meanwhile Kai has had one foot in an alternative universe, tripping balls in an all time top ten fringe night out. #38

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Accidentally Woke (Ft. Elliot Steel)

Thu, 08 Aug 2024 15:56:58 +0000

The podcast sets up shop in an artist bar deep in the heart of the Edinburgh fringe. Does this mean Elliot Steel will tone it down because he is surrounded by industry? The answer is no. He's quite happy to let career doors close for light entertainment. Watch as they publicly unpack the riots in England and the social media response to women's olympic boxing. #37

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Absolute Pollocks (Ft. Rob Rouse)

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Seizing the opportunity of Rob Rouse gigging in Glasgow, Muggins get's him around for an extremely fun chat about the dawn of gaming, the daft names of Glasgow suburbs and childhood arson. An absolute treat for those of you who saw him absolutely smash it on his first visit to Altitude festival this year. Stay tuned for Part.2 of this podcast on Patreon where we dive into our phone notes to dig out untouched ideas for jokes to try get them operational. #36

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Angela Sands (Ft. Ryan Cullen)

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 08:00:00 +0000

In a new podcast feature "Phone Notes" Kai is joined by amateur comedian and professional bald man, Ryan Cullen, to dig through their phone notes and find unbaked ideas for jokes they've written down but still haven't given the light of day. Watch the earliest stages of joke creation before some go on to see the world as part of their set and some die in the gutter right here in this episode. #35

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Holding Hands with Power (Ft. Gianmarco Soresi)

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 08:01:58 +0000

At the beginning of a sabbatical there was an unmissable opportunity, which was not missed, to get Gianmarco Soresi on the podcast. After Gianmarco's show in Edinburgh and some mutual swooning the pair deep dive American history, politics and comedy, frequently coming back to the shallows for equally important topics as coke d-ck and wheelbarrow position. #33

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Home Sweet Home (Sloss and Humphries on the Road)

Wed, 12 Jun 2024 15:02:52 +0000

At the end of a long two year road, Sloss and Humphries put the fork in the "Can't" Tour (Although they will lick the plate with two extra shows in Dublin and London) For the next few months life will be conducted from their own homes, the boys bask in this fact while reflecting on their recent accomplishment and slipping straight back into the mould of being a lifestyle podcast. #32

Soz. We posted this on Patreon and announced we'd be taking a month off but commenced that time off before making the episode public. My bad. Enjoy a week late and we'll see you in July!

Tour Bubble

Thu, 16 May 2024 04:54:04 +0000

Practically delirious from being in a constant state of touring Muggins and Cream try to speculate what is going on in the world outside their bubble. Dangerously out of touch and uninformed they try to fix the worlds economy. Not too dissimilar to those in charge. They both speculate about being better gift givers within their friendship group then dismiss the notion immediately. How exhausting. #31

Beef!

Thu, 09 May 2024 03:39:52 +0000

Muggins and Cream fly over to the west coast from New York to Seattle before their gig in Tacoma and bring up hypothetical comedy beefs and how they'd respond. Encouraging comedy to go the way of rap music they pick their three high profile beefs they'd start to further their career. #30

Bad Coochie Breath

Thu, 02 May 2024 05:44:01 +0000

Muggins and Cream finally get around to your (sorry it's late) podcast after indulging themselves in a trip to Magic Kingdom and Universal Studios while touring through Florida with family Sloss. Daniel frowns upon the pre-nup, Kai recounts being humiliated because of thrush, the pair fall victim to capitalist karma. #29

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Wrong Border

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream get cozy on a bed in Chicago for their day off and recount their difficulty getting back into the states after a brief trip to Toronto. They receive a sizeable donation from country singer Willie Nelson in Detroit and befriend footballer and Kai's doppelgänger Matty Longstaff. #28

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Something Something

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 01:25:21 +0000

Muggins and Cream park the tour bus and step into a reservation casino in Mashantucket, Connecticut to drink daiquiri slushies and record your first episode of the USA tour 2024. With quite literally nothing to complain about in their lives (yet) the boys do the thing they do second best. Talk about filth. Cream wants a feature on pornhub where you can see which of your friends also watched the video. Kai accidentally shows a stranger a pooping selfie over breakfast. #27

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Ant Vesuvius

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Back in the studio ever so briefly after a winding road that took them from India to the Alps the boys have a moment of tranquility before taking you to the states. Muggins considers the ethics of waking someone up when they're snoring and Cream admires the methodology of the far right. They each bring an injury home from Altitude Festival, one from fire, one from ice. #26

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Last Day on the Mountain Ft. Emmanuel Sonubi

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 11:35:43 +0000

A debrief of Altitude 2024 as Manny joins Muggins on the last day of the festival to recap some of the many things that happened in the Alps over the last 5 days. This is your late public episode from last week, we'll be back on track this Wednesday.

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Unsolicited Acts of Service

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 08:00:00 +0000

In full Indian garb Muggins and Cream offload about the persistent demands to assist them throughout their day, in a world where subtle hints, social cues, and direct "No"'s don't seem to land they shoulder the ancestral guilt of resorting to rudeness. After a brief "Happy Holi" break they return more colourful both visually and in spirit to discuss book to movie/game adaptations. #24

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No Compliment Ft. Urooj Ashfaq

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 05:42:09 +0000

After a tiring few days doing night flights to their shows in India, Muggins and Cream have a brief tired boy whinge before bringing in an antidote to their negativity, Arooj Ashfaq, who is back in Mumbai after her UK tour to tell the boys all about the cities they’re going to visit. You will remember Arooj from her appearance on the podcast at the Edinburgh fringe where she went on to win Best Newcomer at the festival. Daniel claims credit for that of course.

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Turkey Leg Ft. Emre Günsal

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 08:00:00 +0000

On the Turkish leg of the tour Muggins and Cream sit down with local comedian Emre Günsal who talks fondly about the growth of the Istanbul scene and recounts his time in jail for some quality jokes that were ill received by the authorities.

Apologies for the half episode we had a second guest but he wasn't confident with his English enough to post (although we all agree'd it was better than Kai's) #22

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Squelchy Compressions

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream flit between American politics and soiling themselves with bodily fluids. Daniel gets to choose which city in the UK Putin gets to nuke and is spoilt with choice. Natalie works her way around all of Kai's friends in her dream, inadvertently upsetting a few people along the way. #21

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Moon Monkeys

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 10:37:01 +0000

Passing through the mean streets of Cambridge Muggins and Cream find a non violent use of the good book. They boys collect venues like Pokemon and discuss where mans likenesses to the monkey ends. Kai gets rejected from mass and Daniel wants to cameo in a Marvel movie. #20 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10 Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code. www.altitudefestival.com Discount Code: mugginsandcream24

Older Than Your Average MILF

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Answering life's impossible quandaries, like how old is a piece of MILF. Daniel's child has his second birthday party so Muggins and Cream remember the joys and tragedies of their childhood parties. Fast forward to this week when Kai was embarrassed to get recognised at a student night out where he was old enough to be their dad. Find out what gets you points on your people license. #19 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10 Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code. www.altitudefestival.com Discount Code: mugginsandcream24

Super Brood

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

After Kai is forced to accept his eyes for who they are and Daniel offloads the many things that have been bugging him, the boys talk about the double swarm of actual bugs that will be in frenzy during their trip to America. In other news, Pokemon has been ripped off and made better. #18 Improve the contents of your fridge with delicious cider from our partner Thistly Cross using your 10% off discount code. Enjoy! www.thistlycrosscider.co.uk Discount Code: thistlysloss10 Join us at Altitude festival for a live podcast in the Alps, 1-5 April 2024. Get discounted festival tickets with your 10% discount code. www.altitudefestival.com Discount Code: mugginsandcream24

Fleeced by a Groomer (Ft. Mark Nelson)

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Mark Nelson of 'Absolute Cuts' joins the podcast especially to be triggered by Daniel's movie opinions. They talk about improvised moments in cinema, on set deaths and whatever happened to John Connor. Then they tap into Marks second favourite pastime, nostalgia, to remember drinking on the streets and the practical jokes they played on their friends that maybe took it a wee bit too far. #17

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No One's Role Model

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 08:20:55 +0000

After spending two weeks in almost darkness during a Scandinavian winter, Muggins and Cream cheer themselves up by reading through some of your many celebrity encounters. (Thanks for writing in) The boys discuss role models, or lack thereof. #16

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Name Droppers

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Not a name goes undropped as Muggins and Cream go through their myriad encounters with celebrities from A-Z. From drinking their home brew liquor to drunk texting them, without an ounce of imposter syndrome to be seen. #15

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Picky Cannibalism

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Welcome to the food tour podcast. After the well trodden track debating metric and imperial, Muggins and Cream discuss how they'd eat eachother if push came to shove. Kai tests Daniel to see how famous he thinks he is compared to other public figures. #14

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Louis Sea K Gull

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

The morning after the derby before Muggins returns with tales of an epic 24 hours eating chocolate mushies and laughing at mackems. They go digging into the logistics of how the infamous sunderalnd fan molested a seagull. #13

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Thick as Pig Mince

Wed, 03 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Balls deep in the gooch of the year where your calendars enter anti-gravity, Muggins and Cream bring you your last podcast of 2023 to close out the year with some Christmas catch up chat. Kai quadruples down on a friend's casual racism to highlight the problem but makes it way worse. Daniel sets an early family tradition that Santa is an alcoholic. #12

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Julie Buttplug

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Kai tries to bounce back from the day from hell on tour, sending his worldly belongings on an adventure, while Daniel has taken to shop lifting. They entertain the idea of getting railed off their wives. #11

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Rabona a Jobby

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Setting up camp in Prague Muggins and Cream perfectly time an edible to come up mid episode, Daniel has a brush with Idris Elba while Kai becomes family friends with Ally McCoist. Today's ranting is brought to you by Swiss adapters. #10

Bin Woman

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream are briefly back in the studio between trips to Europe, Kai needs to pretend he’s being pranked to remain civilised in a lease car exchange, Daniel tries not to be surprised when he sees women doing traditionally male jobs. The boys break a taboo and chat very openly about money. #9

Upside Down Pineapple

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Daniel suffers rejection on his honeymoon, but only from his friends. It's ok though he made some new ones and they roped him into dancing. Imminently upon landing home Cream rejoins Muggins in Vienna to tell all of his filthy trip to the Maldives. In his absence Kai has been further establishing his own caricature. #8

Flower of Death (Ft. Dan Nightingale, Amy Le Owens & Dean Coughlin)

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

The Royal Rumble of podcast crossovers presenting Amy and Dean of 'The Mild High Club' and Dan Nightingale of 'Have a Word' as they join Humphries in place of the sunburnt Scotsman. Amy overshares an autopsy after Dean's outlaw sperm causes a skirmish and Dan's senile moments spark a DMC about addiction. #7

Scheme Juice

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Why not get your relationship advice from two happily married men. Muggins and Cream talk about break ups, cheating, people who get out of a long term relationship but move straight on to the next one, and of course, people who break up with their partner slag them off to all their pals, then get back together. They also get into how man console each other. #6

Magoo Time (Ft. Jamie Hutchinson)

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 08:49:28 +0000

The cross over you all wanted but were too scared to suggest incase it went disastrously wrong. Jamie Hutchinson of 'Hot Water Green Room' and 'Climbing into bed with his gran' notoriety steps in for Sloss and tells Kai all about his addiction to being a loser both in gambling and in general. From competing with his mother to have the most pubes to being drowned by his grandad, some stunning lows are hit on the way to the bottom. #5.

Caviar Crackers

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Daniel is still on a high from nerding up at Wembley Arena after joining the Critical Roll cast on stage in a virgins wet dream come true. Kai cosplays as middle class but reveals his true identity with the Geordie phrase of encouragement "hawey-man-yi-knaa-yi-wannee" #4

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Pikachu Queef

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 08:18:56 +0000

The boys land in Los Angeles and Muggins instantly spins out his body clock. Cream admits Discord is the technology that has left him behind and made him feel like a boomer. They realise the California driving requirements are far more dangerous than their gun laws. #3

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This Little Piggy (Ft. Elliot Steel)

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 08:00:00 +0000

We'd like to introduce the viewers / listeners who have recently joined us to Elliot Steel who is the first guest in our new studio but a familiar face to the rest of you. Of course the subject matter circles the drain and doesn't get much past foot fetishes and rimming, but if you're here for anything higher brow than that you've chosen the wrong podcast. Enjoy rolling around with us in the gutter.

Death by a Million Puns

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 11:58:40 +0000

Staying on topic by way of pun Daniel and Kai keep returning to Sycamore Gap to grieve a dead tree. In a desperate attempt to provide some visual spender within their fresh new studio Kai takes a retinal injury from smelling salts. The boys bleed money by paying for their sins, introducing the ‘Come on Now” jar to fine them for (but not stop them from) crossing the line. #1

5.50: Thisis Nicholson

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 08:00:00 +0000

This is the last unprofessional episode, we're shooting the next one in our pimped out studio with three camera angles, shit hot cameras, with scopes (people call them lenses but I know what they are) so you'll be able to see right up our noses. All the gear and no fucking idea has never rung so true. If you only ever listen to this, it will barely change a bit, apart from the new mic arms that don't fire through the mic every time we readjust.

Oh this episode... if I remember right it's very funny, if you're fooled into laughing when we laugh this is a good podcast for you. Daniel has just returned from a gay wedding so of course he feels he's renewed his hall pass to be problematic, this descends into the stomping through a minefield you've come used to after several years in our company. Enjoy. Thank you for propelling us through this journey as we transition into becoming a professional outfit, some proud dads out there watching us graduate.

4.49: Belta Skelta

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 08:00:00 +0000

If you're here to hear Daniel talk about Dispatches / RB then you're in the wrong place. He doesn't talk about it in this episode, and probably won't in the near future. BUT. If you're here for your usual dose of Muggins and Cream being silly boys, crossing the line like they don't see it's there, talking away days in Milan and gay weddings. They also enjoy Australia's open laws on naming babies.

4.48: Strict Masons

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 15:43:11 +0000

Mark joins Kai on the pod while Daniel is spending his time off doing what he loves most, riding buses and queueing at airports. The boys cast aspersions about the free mason's entry policy and try to rank minority groups as least welcome into the free masonry club. They also go after biker gangs as to not be pussies.

Note: This was recorded before recent events. there is no mention of Dispatches

4.47: Game-Over

Sun, 10 Sep 2023 16:37:00 +0000

Daniel wraps up his month as a fringe tourist witnessing a medical emergency and being a pulled on stage as a random audience member, before coming across as a diva on behalf of an Avenger. Kai agonises over a decision to go against his ethics while stoned at the bar.

5.46: Comrade in Law

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Concluding a multicultural revolving door of fine guests from the fringe, Muggins and Cream host one of Portugals finest, André De Freitas, right before their very own visit to his country. They talk about meeting the in laws, devils threesomes and mining trauma for art.

5.45: Milk of the Gods

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Urooj Ashfaq joins Muggins and Cream moments before being nominated for Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and going on to win the award. Congratulations to this legend. They talk about India's love for cows, cultural differences when it comes to manners and Daniel's surprisingly good grasp of Hindi.

5.44: Twatatouille

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Back by extremely popular demand Reuben Kaye returns to the podcast, discussing Britney Spears, socialism, smear tests and fish pedicures. Not in that order.

5.43: Please Love Me (ft. Kara Sloss)

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Daniel Sloss interviews his wife Kara using the questions provided by our listeners. Welcome to the podcast's first couples therapy session.

5.42: Bruv and Hate Speech

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 08:00:00 +0000

While Muggins continues his 2023 wedding tour Cream is joined by podcast favourite Elliot Steel who is off the blocks at the Edinburgh fringe festival with his new show 'Love and Hate Speech'

Patreon Bonus: Soz God

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 10:06:46 +0000

Due to our lost luggage setting us back we are releasing this archive Patreon episode as your weekly public ep. If you are looking for inspiration on who to see at the fringe please go see Rueben, he is an absolute delight.

Recorded May 2023
Rueben Kaye joins Muggins in Perth, Australia to dissect the recent events that saw his Sydney show cancelled by the woke right after an innuendo on television was escalated beyond comprehension. After a false finish they come back after the final whistle to cover the coronation, sometimes you're just too busy blaspheming you nearly forget to bring down the monarchy.

5.41: Gamify Your Bits and Bobs

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream have successfully outran their luggage as. far as Calgary where it catches up with them covered in gin (spoiler alert, they've since lost it again). Kai tells Daniel about the Bone app (it's actually called 'Biscuit' but there'd be a lot of brackets in these blurbs if we highlighted every inaccuracy)

5.40: Leboneezer Scrooge

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 12:26:25 +0000

Muggins and Cream are packing up for Canada with a whisky and a spliff. Kai goes glasses shopping alone and ages himself 15 years. Daniel empathises with Kara for changing her signature. They contemplate Superman's opinion of us all.

5.39: Fingerless Condom

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins has just turned 40 and Cream is back from a family holiday in 'technically Spain' Tenerife. A lovely little catch up episode with some football chat where they introduce a new rule to improve the game, with plenty of more relatable chat about ageing and water parks.

5.38: Stag Don’t

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream return from a turbulent expedition to Benidorm with an army of Geordies. Not so fresh from the Pincer Stag do the boys unpack how Kai's foolproof plans backfired so catastrophically.

This episode was originally scheduled as a Patreon Bonus episode but the episode we recorded afterwards for public consumption wouldn't make a great deal sense without the context of this one as it kinda plays out as a Part 2. That episode is now available on Patreon. "Chia Bae" feat. Ryan Cullen.

5.37: A Sloss

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Cream is joined by feeble bald man Ryan Cullen for this episode where they discuss the creator of Nike, organ donations, and of course, car bombings.

5.36: Gay Pizza

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Craig Hill fills a Muggins shaped hole with Cream in an innuendo packed podcast. The boys discuss gay terminology, their early careers and Fathers day. Craig gives Daniel the rare gift of masculinity.

5.35: Bedtime Rider

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Drunk, stoned and high on life in Bulgaria, Muggins and Cream wrap up a sensational leg of the tour with a giddy and inappropriate extended episode. The boys have been thoroughly entertained by master baiter Dave Longley in their comments section. They are shocked to discover a bed time on their rider.

5.34: Unwise but not Illegal

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Two married men, Muggins and Cream retire to their man cave to have some bloke chat. That's essentially what this podcast is now. Anything Daniel does now is Kara's fault because that's who she married. Kai finds his friend's jotter from school and shares what they were writing about each other when they were 12 years old. Phillip Schofield get's abused, as do bald men. Enjoy

5.33: Worm God

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 11:14:56 +0000

A married Cream re-emerges from a week of hiding after the wedding but Muggins remains elusive. Instead he is joined by Glenn Wool from "Eejits of the world" in a podcast crossover to discuss a marriage, vasectomies, comedy and of course... worms.

5.32: Centurion

Thu, 18 May 2023 08:28:37 +0000

The last public episode before the Sloss wedding, Muggins and Cream talk preparations and unearth the most cringe moments of when they were unspoken for. Kai tries to rationalise his newly discovered discrimination.

5.31: Bhenchod

Wed, 10 May 2023 06:49:18 +0000

After starting their bromance in Mumbai a couple months previously when Daniel Fernandez made a brief appearance on the podcast in India (5.24 Mumblyth) he joins Muggins again, this time for a full episode in Perth, Australia. They talk about the Indian comedy scene, Facebook algorithms and porn sites serving up incest

5.30: Diabetic Comedown

Wed, 03 May 2023 08:00:00 +0000

The morning after the live podcast before Bart rejoins the party with a regular reminder that he needs insulin to stay alive. Instead of a doctor Muggins and Cream consult him to the original gangster Nick Cody to spike his blood sugar. If you haven't heard the live podcast subscribe to Patreon you dogs, what is £3 a bit steep? Grow up.

5.29: Knockers for Conkers

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 16:24:55 +0000

Muggins and Cream go from book club chat to talking about their not so sexual escapades at the age of 14 and showed some gratitude for the girls that even so much as looked at them.

5.28: Tiki Waititi

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 15:12:27 +0000

Arena comics Muggins and Cream forget their roots and pick holes in their accolade moments after reaching those heights. Daniel goes wine tasting in a man's garage and Kai gets lost in the streets of Melbourne at a crucial moment in the festival.

5.27: Spaghetti Jockeys

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 20:42:44 +0000

Enjoying a couple of days off to lounge around after their bucket list Sydney Opera House gig, Muggins and Cream talk about how men avoid the mundane details of their friends' lives. Daniel has lost his family and his vape and takes the whole thing out on, you guessed it, Spain. They formulate a perfect method to be racist to any nation.

5.26: Sh!thouse Mags

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 00:41:55 +0000

Muggins has a scrape with the Australian fauna wounding his pride as much as it wounded him physically. Cream recounts his speed awareness course and the demographic of his classmates.

5.25: The All Blacks

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 10:46:20 +0000

Muggins and Cream are out the other end of some back to back long haulage to tell you about their time in Singapore and recent arrival in New Zealand after discussing old opinions and routines coming back to haunt you.

5.24: Mumblyth

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +0000

After the final gig of their triumphant India tour, the boys set up pod in their trailer at The Laughing Dead Festival to have a revolving door of hilarious local talent join them on the airwaves for an insight into the Indian comedy scene and some serious laughs. We were gutted this one ended abruptly to catch our flight and we'll certainly see more of these legends when we return. Featuring. Daniel Fernandes, Varun Grover & Aditi Mittal

5.23: Jobby Bobby

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Kai is in bed ill today so it's me, Matthew, posting again. In this episode Daniel is joined by Gareth and they both discuss their time in Vegas, fatherhood and DMT.

5.22: Viva Sloss Vegas Pt1

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 08:44:25 +0000

The boys make it back in pieces after a biblical sesh in the city of sin. With not enough time to cover the entire trip the boys briefly settle the aftermath and go back to day one to document the first half of the trip with an unintentional TBC to take you into Thursday's episode.

5.21 The One Before Vegas

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 10:23:17 +0000

This one was recorded before Vegas with the best intentions of posting on the Wednesday we were out there but let's just say things went south and no-one was gonna be sat at a laptop doing admin. The first of the post vegas episodes recounting the trip has been recorded and is live on Patreon, you can get it on here from Wednesday. You'll be happy to know we're still alive and piecing our lives back together.

5.20: Bi-Smoker

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream have no option but to try to make their inane lives a source of comedy in the still period of having our shit together before it all goes terribly wrong in Vegas. Today's rich veins of comedy include ASOS shopping and travel insurance.

5.19: Cake Whitey

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 07:44:10 +0000

After fasting 36 hours to a eat cake Daniel falls mortally ill after his sons first birthday party, bit of paraphrasing but that's what I'm picking up. Cullen joins as field medic to aid recovery and tells some stories that, as always, sound made up from the names and places.

5.18: B-list Philosophers

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

With their better halves predisposed Elliot and Kai merge their podcasts to create one crossover episode for both platforms, enjoy your power episode of B-List Philosophers.

5.17 Sexist Magicians

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 19:12:22 +0000

Cream is joined by Gareth this episode as Muggins was enjoying an extra night in France. The two talk about fatherhood, but include a lot of jokes and bits to keep it all interesting.

I asked Mathew to write the blurb as I hadn't listened to it and that's what he come up with, buzzing to get stuck into this thrill ride

5.16: Shirt Gatherers

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream are joined by resident vet, OG listener and loving dad to them both, Sid Sudunagunta. They mainly discuss their relationship with food and slurs used by Neanderthals.

5.15 Lucky there’s a Family Kai

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

A high Amsterdam podcast, but not the type of Amsterdam podcast you come to expect that really trims the herd, that one we recorded later that day and will be with you on Thursday. This is the nice, happy, silly high before the wheels came off the bus. Cream points out that Muggins' childhood stories all appear like Family Guy flashbacks.

5.14: Straight White Rhino

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Sober Cream and sore Muggins check in with their lifestyles a week into the new year. Kai stumbles across a Geordie phrase he doesn't know whether is unique to his friends or broadly used in the North East. Daniel tries to justify big game hunting.

5.13: New Year Same Cream

Wed, 04 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

A silly, silly episode recorded drunk on New Years Day to launch you into 2023 with a lol. Classic Muggins and Cream at their drunken worst.

5.12: Hungry Hungry Hypocrites

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Cream battles through man-flu by cooking up hypothetical revenge on anyone who ever so slightly wronged him. Muggins should never have left the factories as he finds his calling in wrapping gifts. The pair discuss the concept of true altruism.

5.11: Taking a Blitzen

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins emerges from behind the paywall for the first time in a number of weeks, a very festive episode where Kai finally let's Christmas in, although he postpones it slightly for a discount much to Daniel's disapproval.

5.10: Get the Head-Sock

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins here, I've not listened to this one yet, all I do know is Producer Jack text me half way through saying "I hope this is a Patreon" ...it isn't. I fear this may be the end of us. Enjoy.

Also available to watch on YouTube

5.9: The Darndest Thing

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Not so fresh from a friend and loving patron's wedding Cream and B-B-Baldy resent Kai for doing mans work while they whinge. We discover we've all been sexually harassing Cullen and have no desire to stop.

5.8: Past it’s Best

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Muggins is on his way to see his football hero, Alan Shearer. Cream is trusting his instincts on Bill Gates The boys try to pass off their bad hygiene and disregard for use by dates as strengthening their immune systems.

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5.7: Fermented Albatross

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Recorded stoned in Glenn Quagmire's bedroom, Muggins and Cream find themselves so funny they automatically assume you're going to enjoy it just us much, with a lot of chat about the art of making your friends laugh. A podcast with a spliff break, you might want to roll up for this one.

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5.6: And Seen

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Cream points his rants in several directions, left hand people, the clocks going back, people born on leap years. NO ONE IS SAFE. Muggins has been collecting soft play items from Facebook market place, for dogs.

5.5 Homely and Comely

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Muggins and his wife are going into business together and all is revealed in today's episode before the rest of the world finds out. Cream upsets mums on Instagram.

5.4: Tory Baby

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream discuss the value vs effort on certain chores, the fate of anyone who wants to be in power and baby paraphernalia aimed at rich people. Cream opts to die on a hill alone about the value of sound quality when watching movies.

5.3: Father Bean

Wed, 19 Oct 2022 08:00:00 +0000

After waking up in Belfast, Creams road takes him to Liverpool while Muggins flies solo in Aberdeen, they regroup after their shows for this podcast. If you think you're going to learn anything from this, you've got another think coming.

5.2: Concrete Fields

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 07:58:00 +0000

Ryan Cullen's big bald head joins Cream on the podcast to discuss his optional illiteracy. Daniel remembers how he used to use Kai as a weapon. He completely misses his own pun in the intro "Reel Brutal"

5.1: Rock, Paper, Scissors

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 08:29:59 +0000

It's the start of a brand new tour, time to start numbering the podcasts again. Cream is back from New York and joins Muggins in Glasgow where they will commence the first show of the "Can't" tour. They both come with fresh new do's that weren't without incident.

Keep Calm and AAARRRGGGHHH

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 08:00:00 +0000

With the world grinding to a halt, gigs and football matches being cancelled, Mark Nelson joins Muggins on the podcast to discuss the reaction and overreaction of the royal departure. Then they complain about the stupidity of smart cars.

Chilli Scissors

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 09:16:59 +0000

Muggins returns from one final music festival of the year with a multitude of mysterious injuries that he had to piece together both physically and in his own memory. Natalie begins questioning everything. Cream remembers a scene in Limitless that just wasn't OK

Enema of the Prostate

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 07:31:48 +0000

Adam Rowe steps in for Muggins to talk shop and have a bitch with Cream. Adam has been quad biking drunk in the desert and this obviously leads to in depth conversations about poo. What else would you expect from this much requested podcast crossover

***This episode was recorded during the fringe but the audio was lost to gremlins, however we salvaged the episode by enhancing the audio captured by the camera, better late and slightly tinny than never though right?***

Molotov Cochrane

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Canadian boy John Hastings joins Muggins and Cream and recalls his visit to Blyth where his eyes were opened to some mysterious goings on involving a pair of local twins. Muggins remembers the time he watched a man use an incendiary grenade in close combat.

Tree Surgeon’s Guild

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 10:36:22 +0000

What was supposed to be a short episode got interrupted by a tree surgeon that happened to be the creator of Troy Hawke and the Greeters Guild, Milo McCabe. Milo joins Muggins and Cream to discuss his recent surge of notoriety and a medical emergency.

San Pellegrino Problems

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 08:00:00 +0000

At the approximate half way stage in the fringe Daniel is still in family man mode while Kai has had multiple late nights, between nursing a sick dog and being a reprobate. Middle class problems are redefined after Cream discovers his drink of choice is Tory Fanta.

Sloth, Sloth and Sloss

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream are joined by Estonia's finest Ari Matti to discuss huffing paint and other such recreational activities. Ari enjoys the spoils of war by being able to freely talk smack about the Russians.

Incel Catnip

Wed, 03 Aug 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins, Cream and resident bald man, Ryan Cullen who brings us some more confessions from his catholic upbringing. They explore the phonetics of course language, the algorithms of social media and Intel catnip, Andrew Tate

Animal Propaganda

Wed, 27 Jul 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Gareth "G-Tip" Waugh joins the podcast to listen to Cream cast aspersions that may or may not be true about innocent animals that aren't here to defend themselves. Several frogs were harmed in the making of this podcast.

Front Bottom

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream are joined by the wonderful Craig Hill the morning after they all had a BBQ and drank wine in the woods. Coming out stories, gigs abroad together and sliced bread are all topics of conversation before Craig reveals his front bottom to us all.

Poo Psychic

Wed, 13 Jul 2022 15:19:45 +0000

Cream talks us through his most recent in house bar crawl and Caelan's first beach experience, while Muggins comes clean about his recent spree of cold blooded road rage. You will also find out about the game Poo Psychic.

Nothing Compares to You

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 08:07:41 +0000

Muggins returns from holiday and discovers Cream a wee bit down in the dumps so they chat it out like modern men. They discuss their feelings, share their toxic traits and look at the dangers of jealousy and comparing yourself to other people.

Silent Auction

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Cream wins an award and gets over zealous at a charity auction while Muggins readies up for a lads holiday and celebrates his dog's birthday under the guise of an anniversary weekend. They also recorded your Patreon bonus episode with Jean which will be with you all on Thursday.

Horrible Stag Do

Wed, 22 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

After a days sleep Cream is joined by (the nearest comedian) Ryan Cullen, to recount the Scottish leg of his stag. The one that was supposed to be a civilised string of activities but inevitably found it's way off the rails.

Supply Knight

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Joined by old friend and fellow comedian Chris Martin, Muggins and Cream are at their most childish and disgusting with some gross new lows. It's over an hour of bodily fluids and approximately 3 minutes of whimsy about how we'd conduct ourselves if we got knighted, let's lead with that.

It’s Never Been Done Before

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream watch the Jubilee from Europe and see how ridiculous it all looks from the other side, they also attempt to cover the UK's leadership vote of confidence... but not before banging on about how much gear they tanned at the fringe back in the day. Game changing stuff.

Bubble Tea

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream nurse a football induced hangover as they tackle some of societies major issues, like corruption in sport, the ineptitude of Austrian breakfast cafe's and Bubble Tea, if indeed it exists.

Thick Cast IV

Wed, 25 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream are joined by OG guest Elliot Steel returning for a much anticipated Thick Cast where we present him with a number of questions from several different categories to discern whether he is indeed as thick as he appears. I think it's safe to say we got the sound bites we need to prove he is.

Kai the Science Guy

Wed, 18 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

After a brief spell on the road to Iceland and Sweden, Muggins and Cream recount their adventures, from fine dining to horny taxi drivers. Kai introduces a new section where we learn science together and Cream is dead against the idea of the section having it's own jingle. (It's getting a jingle)

Sloss and Baldy

Wed, 11 May 2022 10:41:59 +0000

It's Sloss and Baldy, let's listen to them together then I'll come back to write an appropriate blurb

It’s Not the Venom. It’s the Betrayal

Wed, 04 May 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Your favourite supply teacher Mark Nelson joins Muggins on the podcast and they get talking about some of the fights they got involved in on nights out, Kai comes to terms with the fact he's probably still on the run because of some of his actions. They also talk about a pair of little snakes.

Creative Executioner

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

(Video version on YouTube) Muggins and Cream return from a fun packed visit to Budapest where they take in some Hungarian folklore about how the locals creatively dealt with some early christians.

Victory Biscuit

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

(Video version on YouTube) Muggins and Cream have spent Easter weekend celebrating their friends' engagement down in Manchester, somehow this gets them talking extensively about the origin of Bovril and Kai is part of a funny miscommunication on the way back home.

Best Behaviour

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 08:26:42 +0000

Muggins has been to a family wedding and Cream has been to Paris, so naturally they. come together full of love and spend an hour looking into each others eyes and giggling for your amusement.

Dance Deniers

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Back in the room together Muggins and Cream talk about the joint inability to dance or get the same out of music that they see in others. Muggins is feeling the crash from being spat out the other end of a festival while Cream locks into the repetition of a routine for the first time since his own childhood.

Emeleno 2: Electrolite Bugaloo

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 08:36:26 +0000

Live (well, recorded moments ago) from Altitude Festival, Mark Nelson and Elliot Steel join Muggins to talk about their recent antics, Set List and Will Smith, what a lot of fun.

Anonymous and Connected

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The lads talk a lot about food, Joe Wicks and Hot Ones. Cream has been toxic on the Pelaton while Muggins has been party hopping.

Magnum Opus

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 07:00:00 +0000

The Muggins and Cream reunion episode, with so much to catch up on they barely touch any of it and just be silly boys for an hour

He-Man with Cats

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 10:10:35 +0000

After taking a crushing blow to his perceived age by a younger comedian, Muggins revisits his favourite childhood cartoons. Mark Nelson witnesses a couple break up during his gig on the weekend sparking the conversation of best walk outs and complaints at gigs. The pair poorly navigate a minefield of a conversation about shagging your school teachers.

Bananas in the Striped Pyjamas

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 09:06:58 +0000

Herald in war and destruction with this fast paced light spirited podcast minimising life's woes with some good old fashioned gallows humour. Muggins and Nelson are accompanied by Glenn Wool, the perfect sidekick to have on your team for the beginning of the end.

For this weeks Patreon bonus episode with Daniel Sloss visit www.patreon.com/slossandhumphries

Patreon Bonus: Nelson Sack

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 12:46:41 +0000

Sharing last Thursday's Patreon Episode featuring a special guest appearance from The Honourable Thomas Houghton joining Muggins and Nelson for a good old hour of laughs, yakking on about music festivals, the NFL Half time show, Nelson's sporting prowess when he's in the sack and how he'd act on reality television

For an exclusive 30 Minute solo podcast from Daniel Sloss updating everyone on his first two weeks of fatherhood visit www.patreon.com/slossandhumphries

Ruby the Stripper

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 07:00:00 +0000

With the fringe festival in the distant horizon Kai and Mark enter the admin stage and discuss preparation involved in doing a new show. They also talk about strippers, non drinkers on nights out, puppy classes and Les Dennis, amongst other platforms for hilarity.

Vajazzle my Cavapoo

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Mark Nelson is alongside Muggins in this action packed episode with some trips into the dark corners of their memories that unearth some cringeworthy hilarity. A vintage episode, if you laugh as much as they did recording it you're in for a treat. If I do say so myself, it's Muggins writing this. Oh... and did you know girl dogs hump legs? Educational too

Your Questions Answered

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Our Patreon subscribers asked the questions everyone wants answered and we got through as many as we could in this expose which also doubled as a temporary send off for poppa Cream. With a cheeky prize draw at the end if you're feeling lucky.

Call a Gynaecologist

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Muggins spends a week just him and the dog while Cream is instructed on his new job as gooch masseuse. They give recommendations and brutal criticisms on some games, books and telly before deciding what art they'd like to be good at if they couldn't do comedy.

The Bubble Wrap Alleyoop

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream pull off a hefty round trip Americans would even be proud of, getting them home to bed shortly before the builders woke them up, so in a sleepy daze the boys dive into your Monday podcast and have quite a good old laugh

Gail Gash

Wed, 12 Jan 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream get together to discuss their slow start to 2022, Cream prepares for his life to change as food dates go further back than his child's due date and Muggins gets rejected from the cinema because his wife is tight. Then a heartfelt eulogy results in finding out which porn star names are available.

Raising Your Apendix

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 07:00:00 +0000

Kicking off 2022's Podcasts with a wholesome catch up of their civilised New Year parties that quickly declines into childish chat about inappropriate arousal setting the tone for a wonderful year ahead.

Ep 4.45 Jenny

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 07:00:00 +0000

While Muggins speculates starting a new life with Cream's gran, Cream plans a new death camp for journalists who panned Spider-Man. A bit of festive cheer fills the air as the boys get to spend some quality time with their families after a gruelling tour.

Ep 4.44 Grem

Wed, 15 Dec 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream talk about taking ownership of your own jealousy rather than making it other peoples problem, dream cheating, pillow humping and an array of other things from getting in trouble at school to their new favourite game, Gloomhaven.

Merch >> https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk

Ep 4.43 Repromates

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The boys reminisce about their dwindling party days after Muggins returns to the tour hungover from a friend's wedding. Cream has some pretty firm opinions on eugenics which sees the theoretical sterilisation of himself and his own pregnant fiancé.

Ep 4.42 ASL?

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 07:00:00 +0000

At the end of their tether from a rough day of touring the boys try to quickly vent then stay off topic long enough to chat about the early days of internet and MSN Messenger but inevitably they keep getting suckered back in.

USA12 Houston: We Have a Podcast

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 06:00:00 +0000

Wrapping up the USA tour Cream is noticeably more smashed than Muggins, days before he gives up booze and weed in preparation for his imminent arrival. A betrayal of trust from a journalist sees him launch into a drunken tirade on the uk TV industry

USA 10 Denver: Foot Centrist

Wed, 17 Nov 2021 07:00:00 +0000

After traveling through California, Oregon and Washington State, the boys arrive in Colorado for a day off and a slightly later than usual Monday podcast which covers LA agents and fetishes.

USA 8 Minneapolis: Quickies with Coke D**k

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 07:00:00 +0000

On the Eve of Piggy arriving the boys discuss what they miss about their gals, Cream talks about what he's learned about newborn babies and Muggins prepares for his dog going through puberty. Christopher Nolan gets a bunch of shit.

USA 6 Las Vegas: More than Friends

Tue, 02 Nov 2021 07:00:00 +0000

The morning after Muggins and Cream had a middle aged man Dads Vegas with their pal Chris that went so wild they ended up getting into some real freaky shit... golf. Muggins accuses Cream of sexually harassing him in his sleep.

USA 4 Concord: King Ding-a-Ling

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 06:00:00 +0000

Two high boys recap their week of cancelled flights, lost luggage and bowling shenanigans. Followed by our new monthly feature "The Passive Aggressive Prize Draw"

USA 2 St Louis: Balboa‘s Bagpipes

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

After an incredible week of gigs Cream finds himself on a chaise longe in St. Louis revealing to Muggins that it’s actually rare to lie down like this in therapy, and more of a cliche. The boys recap their week of shows and tourism, Cream doesn’t see the fuss about Rocky and rails on the theme tune until he hears it done in his native bagpipes.

Ep 4.41 Snoop Dogg

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The Monday podcast we recorded on Thursday before the Thursday podcast. Because we'll be predisposed on Sunday/Monday what with COMING TO AMERICA and all, how professional though to get one in the can, how unprofessional to do it baked. Enjoy our last pod on the road in Europe for a while with this high-cast recorded with Ari Matt Must Mustonen in Estonia. Next stop Boston baby. Merch Store: https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk

Ep 4.40 ”THE” Boyz

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream escape Spain to seek refuge in Belgium, they chat for a while about comedy and discuss catchphrases leading them to discover the power of the word 'the'. With some reminiscing about bullying and interesting facts that may or may not be true it's a pretty solid podcast to start your week with a laugh

Ep 4.39 Uncomplicated Relationships

Wed, 29 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream reminisce about a time when there was fuel enough for everyone and everyone (except Matty) was having a great time. A time when they got more excited about hoovering with their noses instead of actual hoovers.

Ep 4.38 Kind Face, Mighty Dog

Wed, 22 Sep 2021 07:16:38 +0000

Oompa Loompa origin stories are just one of several fanciful bits decorating this episode. Muggins mistimes an acid trip but makes the most of it. Cream takes advantage of the podcast now having a camera angle for an occasional sideways glance at the audience.

Merch Store: https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk

Ep 4.37 Bull Pizzle from Oodles

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

With lots to unpack the boys spend their reunion in Athens mostly covering Muggins' new dog and his newer haircut. Over running into 90 minute territory and leaving plenty of click bait cliff hangers for the PB sequel.

Ep 4.36 Here, here.

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 07:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream introduce the podcast sober to make up for last week but then pause for a spliff break and come back to do a whole other (better) podcast. The boys recount a potential mugging that transpired to be paranoia. Merch store: https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk Full HD Video to follow on Patreon

Ep 4.35 Lady Burglars

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Rattling around an unnecessarily extravagant villa in Lisbon after a weekend on the sesh Muggins and Cream question each-others waning masculinity before research the ratio of women to men on a variety of crimes.

Merch store: https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk

Ep 4.34 Can I get a Witness

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +0000

After paying tribute to a comedy legend, the podcast rapidly descends into a confession about Muggins' disastrous day in court and the incidents that lead to that moment. Cream reminds himself how very different their lives were before they met.

Merch:

https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk

Patreon Bonus: Sloss and Humphries on the Rowe (Teaser)

Mon, 23 Aug 2021 11:44:14 +0000

Adam Rowe joins Muggins and Cream for a 'Have A Word on the Road' cross-over podcast, recorded at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival leading to lots of talk about the comedy industry, some scathing reviews on reviewers, a couple of their comedy pals going under the bus, some reprehensible jokes being weakly defended and then to lighten the mood Adam and Kai compare bong eyes.

Ep 4.33 🎼 Your Girlfriend 🎵 Yoouur Giiiirlfriend... 🎶

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Cream enjoys his favourite ever podcast after Muggins reveals some news that contradicts a stance he has taken for many years. Basking in the hypocrisy of it all Cream turns the episode into a one hour roast

Merch:

https://muggins-and-cream.myspreadshop.co.uk

Ep 4.32 Behind her Bong Eye

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 08:33:38 +0000

Muggins is three episodes into a series he's enjoying and Cream tries (without spoilers) to lower his expectation for a horrific twist which ruins the whole show. Cream lets off some steam about dishwasher etiquette.

Ep 4.31 Not my Cup of Tea

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000

It has been brought to Muggins' attention that Cream makes tea by putting the milk in with the bag BEFORE the boiling water. After blaming his mother and science for this travesty the boys get Dr Lesley Sloss on the phone to explain herself.

Ep 4.30 Dog Ate My Homework

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 09:37:29 +0000

In a yarn that takes an entire podcast to spin Muggins uses his mother in law as an excuse for not having any dad jokes because she created a nexus event with a trampoline that resulted in MATTY having a catastrophic melt down.

Ep 4.29 Tuck Shop

Wed, 21 Jul 2021 08:58:48 +0000

Muggins and Cream struggle with aspects of being on the road they were previously adept at before delving into some questions left over from the recent Patreon bonus episode and a couple of their own, one of which is promised to bring controversy to your social circle.

Ep 4.28 Behind Enemy Lines

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 16:14:43 +0000

Muggins upsets Cream's core values with a ridiculously naive faux pas in the build up to a certain football match. Dropping this podcast off super early access as Monday will be spent with one of us celebrating and the other wallowing regardless of what happens.

Patreon Bonus: Alone with Friends (Teaser)

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 11:51:10 +0000

Cream and Uncle Snunky become survival experts after binging on a reality TV show called 'Alone' and pack everything they've learned into this podcast / survival guide on the off chance you ever want to remain alive in the wilderness.

Ep 4.27 Muggins Birthday Pod

Wed, 07 Jul 2021 08:18:07 +0000

Muggins celebrates his birthday by discussing his love language with Cream and going over some near death experiences on his way to 38

Ep 4.26 Squirtle Down The Berlin Wall

Wed, 30 Jun 2021 09:49:05 +0000

Back on the road together in Birmingham, fresh out of isolation, Muggins and Cream discuss the cartoon characters of their youth interfering with world events, witches and wet lipped politicians.

Ep 4.25 Covidiots II

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 08:14:14 +0000

Brave, brave boys Muggins and Cream get through another week of this deadly virus to bring you some follow up thoughts on last weeks arguments and an update on their isolation.

Toothbrush debate update -
Team Muggins: 8 Team Cream: 9

Ep 4.24 The Big Day

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 08:27:37 +0000

Cream's beloved Scotland have their fellas football team in a major tournament for the first time in 23 years within an hour of this recording. Muggins joins him with the hangover from England's win yesterday. There's a very funny story about a builder who doesn't know what day it is.

Ep 4.23 A Patch Eye Pilot

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 08:03:10 +0000

Cream recommends some excellent comedians, Muggins recounts his childhood career goals being scuppered and the pair discuss the favourite parts of America they'd like to take their ladies. Amongst discussions about toxic men doing welfare checks and when we're willing to put our morals down.

Ep 4.22 Flop Gun

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 08:00:00 +0000

A sunny bank holiday on actual tour with a day off in London, Muggins and Cream woke up in bunk beds to record this episode packed with retirement plans to grow weed and appraisals of old movies that didn't' stand the test of time

Ep 4.21 Excavating Conversations

Wed, 26 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000

(But really 4.20) As a nod to the original Sloss and Humphries Podcasts old Muggins and Cream stop for spliff breaks and by complete coincidence get really silly. This will go down as one of our favourite podcasts whether people enjoy it or not. Please indulge us...

Patreon Bonus: Easter Abortion (Teaser)

Thu, 20 May 2021 09:52:21 +0000

Elliot joins the pod on the day of his first gig in 6 months. On the off chance comedy is no longer for him, Muggins puts him on the spot with a game, interviewing him for jobs he didn't know he applied for. The grilling didn't stop there, ending with a barrage of questions from listeners which he gets very defensive about

Ep 4.20 Sixty-Nine

Wed, 19 May 2021 08:00:57 +0000

Niiiiiice.

Patreon Bonus: Lesser Comedians (Teaser)

Thu, 13 May 2021 08:40:12 +0000

THE ONE WITH JEAN As promised for 5 years of podcasting and it is worth the wait, we love this gal and you're about to find out why. She can be your best friend now too. Our team of staff at Muggins and Cream Enterprises (Muggins) is working hard to get the audition video Jean mentions in this episode so it should be available by the time you listen to this, if not check back.

Ep 4.19 Defence Mechanisms

Wed, 12 May 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The final cross continent zoom podcast before Cream heads back from Australia to record episode 4.20 in person, might even roll a doob for that occasion. In this episode Cream congratulates Uncle Muggins on his childbirth efforts.

Ep 4.18 Ex Malcolm

Wed, 05 May 2021 06:41:58 +0000

Muggins has lost a couch and Cream has been showing a flagrant disregard for dress codes in the ongoing misadventures of your favourite podcasting buffoons.

Patreon Bonus: The Schofield Enquiry (Teaser)

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 13:35:40 +0000

Another lovely blether between Muggins and esteemed guest of the podcast Mark Nelson, talking about the logic behind superstitions, music to run to and ultimately uncovering the connection to Philip Schofield and a string of celebrity deaths

Ep 4.17 This is my Jongleurs

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 08:00:00 +0000

After trying other people in the shape of Elliot and Bart, Muggins and Cream passionately get back together for this week's regular poddy to talk about tricky crowds, stoned slip ups and why you could never marry a scouser

Patreon Bonus: Possible Lawsuit (Teaser)

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 08:00:00 +0000

We got the boy Elliot Steel back on for a Muggins and Milk episode. Since they're safe behind a paywall they let the safety catch off inviting a lawsuit from a mortal enemy. Then defrost some cold takes from the worst of twitter and unpack the recent news and reactions

Ep 4.16 But really a Bonus

Wed, 21 Apr 2021 10:53:23 +0000

We have spoken to Kai's lawyers and having only listened to the first 5 minutes as he uploads this onto Patreon he'd like to comment that he denies ever crying for his mam. No further comment.

Patreon Bonus: Cucks III - The Cuckening (Teaser)

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Daniel Sloss and Cameron James are back as '2 Woke Cucks' like never before as they go far left they become right, and at the same time very wrong. Listen at your own peril, the views expressed on this podcast are not for public (or private) consumption.

Ep 4.15 Flowers for Blokes

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 08:32:17 +0000

Cream escapes captivity and Muggins dials in to hear about freedom, after committing 10-15 minutes of mild treason they tackle the ethics of cannibalism and query why it's not traditional to give flowers to blokes.

Patreon Bonus: Lowest Ebb (Teaser)

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 09:00:00 +0000

A bumper bonus Patreon episode with comedy legend and mighty swell friend Mark Nelson joining Muggins to talk about all manners of debauchery stopping only to deal with a spewing child.

Ep 4.14 Flashmobs and Fleshlights

Wed, 07 Apr 2021 09:00:00 +0000

Muggins builds a pillow fort to discuss why Cream has giving up on meditation. Celebrities send sex toys to help with quarantine and their agent has a wonderful idea that could possibly have broken Daniel

Patreon Bonus: Hot Topics, Cold Takes (Teaser)

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 09:00:00 +0000

Ryan Cullen joins Cream to tackle all of the hot topics in this bonus episode, here's a five minute teaser of them sticking it to little dogs, just to whet your palette before you inevitably join our patron party

For the full one hour episode join us on Patreon.com/slossandhumphries

Ep 4.13 Water Weights

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 08:26:33 +0000

Cream is doing his quarantine in Australia before he gets back to gigging, Muggins dials in to catch up after being drunkenly exposed to horoscopes. They discuss getting buff with the assistance of water weights and dedicate a good portion of the podcast to Sam Rockwell appreciation

Ep 4.12 Earnest Heel

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 09:00:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream put down jumpers for goalposts and reminisce about all the playing out they did as kids while trespassers roam around doing the same in Cream's garden.

Ep 4.11 Drugs, Porn and Patreon

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 09:00:00 +0000

Dealing with drug dependancy and deal breakers in porn flavour the first Patreon early access episode with a pinch of despairing at the world and smattering of cringing at their past.

Ep 4.10 Sorry, not Sorry

Mon, 08 Mar 2021 16:45:04 +0000

After apologising to Cream, Muggins is forced to apologise to him for a second time. They discuss missing comedy and how hard work cheating would be if they could be bothered.

Ep 4.9 Ceebs Teebs

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 16:50:56 +0000

Your old pals muggins and cream talking about stuff, this and that get's covered, they discuss things and laugh at sillies. Matty the pincer is the butt of yet another injustice which is always very funny. Enjoy

Ep 4.8 Covid Lulls (and Squirrels)

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 16:17:30 +0000

After discussing the legality of divorcing someone because of their looks and the reality of getting a dog, Muggins and Cream tell the story of Daniel's Tesla being eaten by squirrels.

Ep 4.7 Piggy and Cream

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 15:40:25 +0000

Piggy reluctantly said yes so muggins and cream spend the podcast getting stoked for the future wedding and all the trimmings. Did someone say Stag?

Ep 4.6 Otherwise Engaged

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 09:14:03 +0000

Recorded one hour before Cream makes a life changing decision, the boys excitedly discuss the events which are about to unfold (and also the budesliga) the fact this podcast is being published suggests that either the events unfolded favourably or Muggins is a real willy head for publishing it.

Ep 4.5 Men at Work

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 16:58:07 +0000

Muggins new house move to Glasgow results in him ripping a radiator of a wall, they discuss having the builders in and trying their hands at DIY. Cream is scared of a causeway and Muggins gets Scammed. Plus loads more, why you reading this, go listen

Ep4.4 It's Not You it's Pee

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

On their last day living together Muggins and Cream discuss Wonder Woman, the best view for 9/11 and what the two girls with the cup are doing now. The romantic bath story raises it's ugly head again too. Enjoy

Ep4.3 History is Told by the Wieners

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 18:58:03 +0000

After a short spell trying to be civilised sharing nuggets of history knowledge, the boys descend swiftly into toilet humour with the occasional forced segue into Daniel's recent appearance on Graham Norton. Trigger Warning you absolute cowards, they mention the word bogey. Grow up.

Ep 4.2 Circle Jerk

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 22:16:56 +0000

Muggins and Cream have a good 10 mins talking about toe nails and bogies to scare most of you off before declaring their new found obsession with The Circle. For what is becoming the listeners confessions you can contact us with your tales of woe via mugginsandcream@gmail.com

Ep 4.1 Back on a Reg!

Mon, 04 Jan 2021 15:18:24 +0000

Back with weekly Monday episodes on a reg, Muggins and Cream start the year with some good habits and a brief sample of sobriety, Daniel reveals his one vice and Kai shares a recent Twitch faux pas

New Year Same Seats

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 15:13:47 +0000

A farewell to 2020 podcast from ole Muggins and Cream to lift your spirits going into the new year. They read out your faux pas which lead into some embarrassing romantic encounters from their childhood. If you have any of those to contribute for our next episode please send them to mugginsandcream@gmail.com

Happy New Year

Flashback #10 Thick Cast III

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 21:00:00 +0000

For the final trip down muggley lane in our festive flashback series Muggins and Cream are joined by an incredibly stupid Elliot Steel for yet another Thick Cast. Merry Christmas one and all, we hope you've enjoyed the nostalgia.

Original Text: A favourite from the previous seasons has been when Muggins and Cream get Elliot Steel on and do a short quiz to reveal how thick he is. Here is a new instalment and as ever no-body comes out of it looking smart but as always Elliot is thick flair (Thick Flair) It's joy to behold.

Flashback #9 Nature's Extacy

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 21:00:00 +0000

The penultimate episode of our flashback series takes you to February 2018 where Muggins (No Cream) got chatting to legend Mark Nelson who is always a laugh a second if you like your comedy depraved

Original Text: From a grimey Ibis in Glasgow, Muggins continues the podcast while Cream is still State side, this time joined by Mark Nelson straight from the nursary run, they disect Natalie's outlandish anxiety dream and discuss shit night clubs, childhood, Down syndrome and the use of the humble-brag.

Flashback #8 Two Woke Cucks

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 21:00:00 +0000

Back in April 2018 Cream was in Australia without Muggins and bashed out this hilarious Podcast with Cameron James, we think you'll love it.

Original Text: Guess who's back, back again, Sloss is back, tell your face. Still in Melbourne Austaya, this time with debut guest but all time legend Cameron James, sticking it to pseudo feminists and discussing the dangers of the inverted 69. Amongst many other important topics you're finally ready to hear.

Flashback #7 Crusher and Waugh

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 21:00:00 +0000

Dipping back deep into the archives to find this one from 2016 with early appearances from two of our favourite recurring guests and besets friends Gareth Waugh and Nick Cody, we were up a mountain at Altitude festival, spirits were high

Original Text: The belated second instalment of our Altitude podcasts joined again by the majestic beast that is Crusher Cody and long time listener, first time caller, our very funny chum Gareth Waugh. Also... we're drunk again, but 22 epsiodes in you might have gathered that this is par for the course. Merry Xmas

Flashback #6 Thick Cast II

Sun, 20 Dec 2020 21:00:00 +0000

Another guest appearance from Elliot Steel where we give him enough rope to hang himself by is todays podcast offering from our flashback mini series.

Original Text: After 2 failed attempts at Podcasts Muggins and Cream get a new memory card and are joined by the same old dipshit Elliot Steel (@elliotsteelcom) to reroll on whether he's thick or not. See if he changes your mind in round 2.

Flashback #5 Both Best Men

Sat, 19 Dec 2020 21:00:00 +0000

Another from the archives with a rare appearance from the pincer

Original Text: Muggins and Cream are Europe bound for part 2 of the tour so used their Sunday off to get drunk. Matty joins the podcast to duke it out with Cream over who is the best Best man but ends up being a victim of overshare as they discuss conquests from a previous life.

Flashback #4 Bad Boys

Fri, 18 Dec 2020 21:00:00 +0000

Taking you all the way back to our 9th Episode way back in 2016. Enjoy this mainline of nostalgia.

Original Text: Sending you vibrations from Amsterdam, with weed fuelled tales of youth, muggles and dad jokes.

Flashback #3 Eugene

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 21:47:31 +0000

This trip down muggley lane flashes us back to May 2018, Ryan Cullen joined us to discuss his dad's antics with stories that made this episode one of our most popular of all time

Original Text: The reunion of Muggins and Cream after several months apart is an eventful one with (uncle Snunky) Ryan Cullen joining the party with some unparallelled stories of the mad antics fromÂ his father and soon to be cult hero (villain) Eugenis-Pacelli.

Flashback #2 Is Elliot Steel Thick?

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 00:17:59 +0000

Second in our festive flashback series where we drop favourites from our back catalogue chosen by you. This one was chosen unanimously by everyone who listened to it. It's the one where we study our pal Elliot's intellect.

Original text:

After months of Muggins and Cream dropping it into conversation that their good friend, fellow comedian and avid subscriber Elliot Steel is a bit thick he comes on the Podcast as a guest to defend his honour. Terribly.

Do let him know how he got on...
(@elliotsteelcom)

Flashback #1 Muggins and Cream Re-united

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:07:04 +0000

In the build up to Christmas at 9pm each night we're re-releasing favourite episodes of the podcast chosen by you. This one from March 2017 had a popular vote so we couldn't think of a better way to start this series.

Original text: TWO HOUR REUNION SPECIAL After 9 weeks apart and a brief two week break from the podcast while Kai was in Thailand meeting his wife and Sloss still couldn't find any friends, the boys finally reunite in Melbourne and discuss Kai's recent marriage proposal.

Faux Pas

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:22:20 +0000

Those faux pas that creep up on you, tap you on the shoulder and say "remember when you did this" are the order of the day with Muggins and Cream as they drop you this cheeky wee podcast out of the blue. On the podcast we ask you to share yours but forget our own email address, so here it is >> mugginsandcream@gmail.com

Quarantine 2.1 The Sequal

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 01:27:40 +0000

Joining you for another lockdown, muggins and cream swing back into your lives with an all singing, all dancing, unannounced pod to launch your quarantine

Mine Weeper

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 18:39:33 +0000

Go on then, have an extended dollop of Muggins and Cream with a sprinkling of Ryan Cullen

Together Again

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 17:53:06 +0000

Sloss and Humphries back on the Road, Muggins and Cream, good old bro's, kicking up dust and taking names, grousome twosome, Lilo and Stitch, The destroyer of worlds, top mates, Starsky and the other bloke, Chalk and Peas, somebody try and stop them, the runaway train, CHOOOO CHOOOO

Quarantine 18. Defiant Ones

Sun, 12 Jul 2020 12:09:40 +0000

Muggins and Cream reunite after 14 weeks apart in lockdown with the first podcast in each others company since the start of the outbreak. They discuss the 'defiant' relaunch of live comedy being first over the trenches with the drive in gigs last weekend, and discuss how they've managed their own mental health throughout quarantine

Quarantine 17. Change Your Pants

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 18:55:02 +0000

Back after taking a week off to process recent events, easing in with a discussion about disabled dogs before getting our teeth into everything that's going on in the world

Note: When you're screaming at the podcast because Muggins keeps saying 'Gone with the Wind' he means 'Sound of Music'

Quarantine 16. Badminton Bingo Wings

Thu, 28 May 2020 00:01:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream mark the unofficial end of lockdown with a catch up of the bank holiday shenanigans of baking weed and drunken injuries before displaying the weed's potency in full force with some suggested adjustments to help piggy fly.

Quarantine 15. Hashslag

Thu, 21 May 2020 00:01:00 +0000

Taking a brief break from the sun muggins and cream discuss the influence their childhood toys may have had on them and briefly chat like a pair of pervy dads before roasting their mates.

Quarantine 14. Lockdown Fatigue

Thu, 14 May 2020 01:21:34 +0000

While Cream just ticks over comfortably stoned muggins has quite literally ran himself into the ground and is getting increasingly complacent about the house, putting two contact lenses in each eye and being roped too deep into social media

Quarantine 13. How Was Your Sleep?

Thu, 07 May 2020 00:01:00 +0000

Taking the podcast unannounced down to once per week Muggins and Cream will be landing an episode on your lap on Thursdays only now, replacing the Monday pod with a USA version of Day Drinking with Danny instagram stream on Sunday night 8pm UK, work out your time zone from there. In this ep Cream is half way through Kai's book and raises some points about his findings.

Quarantine 12. Death and Blozzaz

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 00:01:00 +0000

This podcast is mostly about death and blozzaz, after 12 hours of quarantine conversation you'd think Muggins and Cream would run out of stuff to talk about but with these two topics on the table the podcast could probably go on for another decade of lockdown.

Quarantine 11. Inside Daniel Sloss

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 00:01:00 +0000

Cream is hungover from double Day Drinking with Dan, the civil war from Daniel not plugging Kai's book simmers down. Kai has recently released a book, it's available now on Kindle, you don't need a kindle, just the kindle app on your phone, read it now instead of listening to this, Natalie finds her way to muggle corner.

Quarantine 10. Deats by Bre

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 00:01:00 +0000

Cream has new internet and a fancy security system, Muggins has been struggling with his wife Addastripe purchases. Life in the fast lane. They also lay into lads getting knock off haircuts from home.

Quarantine 9. Michael Collins

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 00:01:00 +0000

Beginning with a routine stop from the fun police, Muggins and Cream conduct their 10th regular podcast of sheer nonversation to lighten the mood of your quarantine, with the return of muggle corner and an insightful, educational look at the moon landings.

Quarantine 8. Muggins with a Sore Paw

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 21:27:05 +0000

Muggins is cranky because of an IT error and forgetting to defrost pastry, it's concluded that by being made to experience his full range of emotions from the stimulus of day to day life in isolation he is slowly becoming Cream. With a slow news week the get back to whining about Game of Thrones. Oh Nostalgia!

Quarantine 7. Tik Tok Toe

Mon, 13 Apr 2020 00:01:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream really glorify their glory days before admitting their life has moved on as they are too old for Tik Tok in todays Easter Special while owning up to open social media mugglery with couples challenge videos.

Quarantine 6. Mumzilla

Thu, 09 Apr 2020 00:01:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream discuss whether they'd carry their own babies if they could and what genetic modifications they'd make if they were given the chance. Also Marvel and Porn, always Marvel and Porn.

Quarantine 5. Freaky Monday

Mon, 06 Apr 2020 00:01:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream instantly run into each other and spend the opening of the podcast in each other's body, to the delight of Piggy, in a record 5 Podcast streak of being posted on time and as promised for the ultimate public service during the pandemic

Quarantine 4. Gaycation

Thu, 02 Apr 2020 00:01:00 +0000

No guests, just a classic Muggins and Cream original, lots of talk about porn and self isolation (if you know what I mean) they pit their gay friends off against each other in a hypothetical duel and that bit wasn't even in the hypotheticals section.

Quarantine 3. Pub Crawl

Mon, 30 Mar 2020 00:01:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream are joined by Snunky and Milk like the worlds worst version of the avengers. Snunky and Cream recount their room to room pub-crawl on Friday night that left Snunks in a worse state than COVID19 would.

Quarantine 2. Home Schooling

Thu, 26 Mar 2020 00:01:00 +0000

A couple of holiday stories from Muggins reminiscing about the old world and Cream's blissful quarantine keeping his house human Ryan Cullen alive are some of the items discussed as the boys are joined by legend Mark Nelson who has recently become the new teacher for his two children.

Quarantine 1. Sloss and Humphries Stuck at Home

Mon, 23 Mar 2020 00:01:00 +0000

Back on their regular schedule of Monday's and Thursday's for the duration of the Quarantine Muggins and Cream dial in the podcast from their isolation. With a new feature "Mystery Guest" where they conference in another comedian to check in on them, although it isn't a mystery, it's Dave Longley.

Snunky's Send Off

Fri, 13 Mar 2020 00:20:16 +0000

Muggins and Cream return with Ryan "Snunky" Cullen who being a high risk during the current pandemic as special guest to say a few last words. They mostly discuss what provisions they'd stockpile for the upcoming apocalypse.

Sour Milk

Thu, 06 Feb 2020 16:33:26 +0000

Muggins is back with substitute host Elliot "Milk" Steel who has started the year by being dumped, perpetually seshing and putting on weight. For the majority of the episode they talk shop about the politics of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival which is the comedy podcast equivalent of putting up Xmas decorations in June.

Muggins and Cream 2020

Sun, 12 Jan 2020 14:23:30 +0000

Off the hamster wheel of touring and living their best life Muggins and Cream get back together for a New Year podcast to look back on the madness off last year and catch up on what's been happening since

Ep. 3.41 When Will I See You Again?

Fri, 13 Dec 2019 12:26:12 +0000

Muggins and Cream enter the final 3 days of the tour and the start of a sesh that will last for December. They discuss their not so perfect celebrity orgies and other equally pressing matters.

Ep 3.40 Back in Business

Sat, 07 Dec 2019 00:29:06 +0000

After a brief spell at home Muggins and Cream are recharged for the remaining 4 gigs to bring the tour home. The lads cover just about everything in global politics and discuss LIINNNDAA and Kev's recent trip to London.This episode might be our favourite dad jokes, we might have just been high.

Ep. 3.39 Still on the Road

Mon, 18 Nov 2019 13:32:03 +0000

Muggins drags Cream sulking onto a podcast to discuss the Prince's royal shenanigans and last night's episode of 'I'm a Celebrity...' starring friend of the podcast Andrew 'Meg' Maxwell. The Pod then descends into a therapeutic rant from Cream about the perpetual nature of the tour after 17 months on the road.

Ep 3.38 Amsterdam 4

Thu, 07 Nov 2019 20:50:23 +0000

The annual Amsterdam podcast, it's in two halves, first half after having a spliff, second half after having an edible. Suitably high throughout, probably a one for the OG's

Ep 3.37 Husband 101

Fri, 01 Nov 2019 16:21:28 +0000

Cream commends muggins on his approach to being away from home on his wife's upcoming birthday. They talk drugs and bucket lists on top of a random assortment of other nonsense, you know how this works by now, who reads the blurb?

Ep 3.36 Full Name

Tue, 29 Oct 2019 14:23:45 +0000

Cream tries to point out reasons muggins doesn't love his wife, muggins makes a willy out of himself in the airport and their travels to the Far East get partially debriefed as they embark on the second European leg of their ever lasting tour

Ep. 3.35 The Getalong Gang

Fri, 11 Oct 2019 16:17:52 +0000

Muggins and Cream get along after receiving some complaints after arguing on the previous podcast, join the friends being friends as they discuss childhood television, sparkling water, diversity and each others dads.

Ep 3.34 The Joy of Arguing

Wed, 02 Oct 2019 14:00:39 +0000

Muggins and Cream are back on the road with the last leg of the tour bringing you frequent podcasts until Christmas, including this one where they mostly enjoy arguing about parking a van.

Ep 3.33 Fashionable illnesses

Wed, 04 Sep 2019 09:04:55 +0000

Milk is back from the fringe and Muggins is back from bed shopping so if you want to hear about them talking about those things, this is the podcast for you. No Cream this episode as he's up in Edinburgh basking in his new mansion.

USA 8. Goodbye America, RIP Matty

Mon, 05 Aug 2019 22:33:05 +0000

An extended Episode for no other reason than it was flowing... and it was the end of the USA tour... and we padded with roasting Matthy for no reason other than we miss him. Recorded in Nashville before flying home.

USA 7. Reaction Video

Mon, 29 Jul 2019 04:26:23 +0000

Muggins and Cream react to reaction videos before delving into some Hypothetical questions to fuel the late night high-cast recorded in Cleveland, Ohio.

USA 6. Minnesota Nice

Thu, 25 Jul 2019 05:29:15 +0000

Despite having an awesome time living the dream of touring 'merica, Muggins and Cream have a "my diamond shoes are too tight" podcast exaggeratedly complaining about a few minor incidents as though we they have real problems, levelling a few jobsworth nuggets along the way.

USA 5. Are we in the Same Bath?

Tue, 16 Jul 2019 21:06:35 +0000

On a whim in Vegas Muggins and Cream hit record while having a bath in Vegas, high as hell before going back out on The Strip.It's just a wee bonus twenty minute one.

USA 4. Planet 13

Tue, 16 Jul 2019 00:03:59 +0000

Muggins and Cream are happily coming up on edibles from the Apple Store of weed dispensaries, Planet 13. With two days off from the tour they've flown to Vegas for some party times. But first, this podcast.

USA 3. Mile Kai Club

Sun, 14 Jul 2019 07:26:08 +0000

Cream believes he caught Muggins self gratifying on a plane but Muggins has his excuses. Join the boys on their tour of America as they document their adventures from San Francisco to San Diego via the blistering heat of Phoenix.

USA 2. Los Ankleless

Wed, 10 Jul 2019 00:05:16 +0000

Cream has a medical emergency which leaves him laying with his feet up being demanding while Muggins recovers from his birthday celebrations. Earthquakes, Molotov cocktails and exotic dancers all feature in their LA adventure

USA 1. Greatest or Best?

Mon, 01 Jul 2019 21:04:34 +0000

The USA tour begins, a Muggins and Cream eye view of the 'best' country in the world, starting with Austin, Texas and LA, California. Risking being pulled into the capitalist health care system by way of lime scooters and indulging in the local cuisine.

Ep. 3.33 Old Mate Cody

Sun, 30 Jun 2019 02:37:39 +0000

Nick (Cru$her) Cody and Cream were in NYC and made a podcast. Little surprise for you before the Muggins and Cream reunion in LA very soon.

Ep. 3.32 Pepe Chicken

Tue, 25 Jun 2019 14:36:33 +0000

Before Muggins and Cream hit the road in The U.S of A, young Elliot Steel visits Kai to discuss all of his own faults. They share cultured stories about the renaissance and Love Island and embark into some cutting journalism about a chicken shop in Slough.

Ep 3.31 Getting to Know Each-other

Fri, 17 May 2019 23:15:47 +0000

Muggins and Cream quiz each other about themselves to see how well they know one another after a decade of solid time on the road together. To get there you'll need to listen to their opinions on Game of Thrones and Scottish football first. Anyway, they're back touring.

Ep. 3.30 Powdered Milk

Wed, 08 May 2019 14:47:52 +0000

With many months to catch up on Eliot Steel (Milk) joins Muggins as a Cream replacement service. With recent seshes to discuss they relive a few dark moments that make (mostly Milk) look like there may be a drug problem.

A new line of Muggins and Cream (and Milk?) merch gets announced so you can now all wear your team colours to the tour shows like the grade-A muggles that you are.

Ep. 3.29 The Live Easter one (Live)

Sun, 21 Apr 2019 05:02:31 +0000

They said it can't be done!!! Muggins and Cream ridiculously chose to do their first (proper) live podcast at noon on Easter Day and would you believe, people actually ditched their families to come from far and wide to witness it. Live from Melbourne with Special Guests, Nick Cody, Luke Heggie, Bart Freebairn and Carey Marx.

Ep. 3.28 Can of worms

Thu, 18 Apr 2019 09:08:12 +0000

Muggins and Cream open a can of worms as Muggins reveals a secret that requires making public some hot gossip about Cream's relationship. But not before bringing back Muggle Corner. They also confirm the date, time and location of the live podcast as mentioned in the previous episode. It's happening.

Ep. 3.27 Pickle and Plether

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 16:04:45 +0000

Another race against a weed cookie. Pickle has a taste of his own medicine. Cream's music taste starts rubbing off on his dress sense.

Two-wokeyo Cucks

Sat, 06 Apr 2019 12:45:29 +0000

The third instalment in the "Two Woke Cucks" series, Daniel seizes the opportunity to make a podcast with regular guest Cameron James while Kai is out selling his body for baccy. If you enjoyed Ep2.35 "Two Woke Cucks" and Ep.2.36 "2 Woke Cucks 2 Furious" this is for you.

Ep 3.25 Fizzy Minestrone

Mon, 01 Apr 2019 11:42:45 +0000

A classic muggins and cream talking utter nonsense pod. They picked up some science questions from an email and tried to answer them intelligently.

Ep 3.24 Fan Fiction

Thu, 28 Mar 2019 14:15:37 +0000

Muggins, Cream and THE Jew ate a cookie then recorded a podcast as it kicked in. Shout out to the 'fans' for bringing them. Muggins loses his porn books in Australia.

Ep. 3.23 Home and Away

Wed, 13 Mar 2019 05:25:52 +0000

You Know We Belong Together

Muggins and Cream Forever and Ever

Cream arrives earlier than muggins had expected in Adelaide setting up for an impromptu catch up podcast, expect lots of chat about knitting as it's still very much the hot topic and look out for a little bombshell that nobody saw coming.

Ep. 3.22 Carey Marx the Spot

Wed, 27 Feb 2019 04:47:54 +0000

Muggins is in Australia sharing house and stage for 2 months with fellow Aphantasia sufferer Carey Marx who joins him on the poddy for a bit of tomfoolery. After briefly failing to explain dungeons and dragons they discuss their mind blindness and make fun of mutual friend and previous guest Milo McCabe for thrashing about the floor to relieve the trauma of his school nativity.

Ep. 3.21 New York Knitty

Fri, 08 Feb 2019 23:37:11 +0000

Muggins and Cream with a splash of Milk (Elliot Steel) A long awaited podcast recorded slightly day drunk from New York City.

Ep. 3.20 Boys Being Boys

Wed, 16 Jan 2019 23:59:22 +0000

In a bout of toxic masculinity Muggins goes training while feeling unwell against his better judgement after being called a pussy by Cream, this leads to them deconstructing the psychology of toxic masculinity.

Ep. 3.18 Thick Cast III

Thu, 06 Dec 2018 14:12:28 +0000

A favourite from the previous seasons has been when Muggins and Cream get Elliot Steel on and do a short quiz to reveal how thick he is. Here is a new instalment and as ever no-body comes out of it looking smart but as always Elliot is thick flair (Thick Flair) It's joy to behold.

Ep. 3.17 Me Love You Longley Time

Thu, 29 Nov 2018 01:35:11 +0000

After being asked for their opinion on Fantastic Beasts this podcast just becomes a movie, book, comic and podcast review of muggins and cream's favourite entertainment over the past few weeks resulting in a verbal rimming of Dave Longley. Who is a fantastic beast, so it went full circle, if you know what I mean.

Ep. 2.16 (Re-Release) Thick Cast I

Mon, 26 Nov 2018 00:29:26 +0000

We've had to drive from Edinburgh to Manchester, tomorrow we've got to drive from Manchester to London, we're currently on the sesh. There'll be an original podcast up once we get back to London so for now here is an old pod where we quiz Elliot Steel to see if he is as thick as he seems (spoiler alert: he is) it's homework for you because we will be doing a brand thick-cast with him in a couple of weeks.

Ep. 3.16 Didn't ask!

Thu, 22 Nov 2018 01:18:50 +0000

Where do you go when you sleep and when is euthanasia ok? Some of the high brow topics being covered by Muggins and Cream while struggling to hold it together. It's a high cast, I'm sure theres some funny to find in here amidst all the fumbling.

Ep. 3.15 Where've you been since 9/11?

Mon, 19 Nov 2018 02:09:49 +0000

With some home made conversation starters Muggins, Cream and Snunky (@ryancullen90) plan their own funerals and share stories about crying. This episode is mostly us laughing.

Ep. 3.14 Have a Banana

Thu, 15 Nov 2018 01:14:50 +0000

Muggins, Cream and a 40 stone Chinese lady called Ryan Cullen revisit some childhood memories that should be left suppressed and talk about the benefits of therapy and/or just having a banana.

Ep. 3.13 Batman and Robin

Sun, 11 Nov 2018 23:59:00 +0000

Muggins and Cream finally tell the Ljubljana story and discover the true dynamic of the dynamic duo. Giving it to one particular set of muggles for giving it to the muggles and going over some more epic conversation starters. While high.

Ep. 3.12 Conversation Starters

Thu, 08 Nov 2018 00:01:00 +0000

After a three day break in the tour and from each other Muggins and Cream fly to Belfast to kick off the second half, this episode is a masters degree in the art of opening conversations with strangers at parties. You will find yourself the life and soul of every soiree you attend with the education you are about to receive.

Ep 3.11 Snunky and Cream

Mon, 05 Nov 2018 08:09:00 +0000

During a brief sabbatical in the tour Cream is back home with his brand new house elf Ryan "Snunky" Cullen joining him on the podcast. With muggins back in London for his wife birthday Cream takes this opportunity to hang some shit on him... and play Red Dead Redemption.

Ep 3.10 I swear

Thu, 01 Nov 2018 01:09:48 +0000

Signing off the last day of the European tour, even though the UK leg is still to come and technically in Europe... it's the last day of the European tour. Keeping it short due to an early flight home Muggins and Cream still manage to fit in more people who need to end themselves than a regular full hour episode and discuss the horrendous jokes said in group WhatsApp conversations that could end most people with any chat. Warning: Some strong language and choice words.

Ep. 3.9 Absolute Shambles

Sun, 28 Oct 2018 23:37:40 +0000

It's an absolute shambles. But our personal favourite!

Ep. 3.8 Wedding Crashers

Thu, 25 Oct 2018 14:17:25 +0000

Better late and good than on time and shit is very optimistic for something so dumb and subjective as the nonsensical ramblings of Muggins and Cream however fresh from actual sleep with the talking point of a recent wedding here is your Thursday (afternoon) podcast as promised

Ep 1.4 (Re-Release) Stranger Danger

Wed, 24 Oct 2018 22:58:10 +0000

Your Thursday morning podcast will be a little late today due to travel, wedding and hangover demands so here is a re-release of a classic episode for those of you who are getting used to us being on time. Episode 3.8 will be with you once we've slept.

Ep. 3.7 High and Live

Sun, 21 Oct 2018 04:00:00 +0000

Who's idea was this? By some twist of events, Muggins and Cream end up on the top floor of Soho House members club, Amsterdam, performing a live podcast to members who neither listen to the podcast nor know what they're coming to see. The boys are high, the boys are out of their depth, they're nerveous, yet they talk as much shit as they always would. This time being judged by Dutch strangers while high.

Ep. 3.6 Lost Luggage

Thu, 18 Oct 2018 04:00:00 +0000

Sitting in Warsaw, Poland with no luggage Muggins and Cream take on an oh so familiar rant at airline companies and discuss the art of swearing, including the gender appropriation surrounding the use of the word bitch. Real high brow stuff that you've come to know and love. Press play and numb your mind for an hour.

Ep. 3.5 Return of the G-Tip

Sun, 14 Oct 2018 23:41:30 +0000

Joined by Muggins and Cream, Gareth 'G-Tip' Waugh is back for the first time of Season 3 introducing himself to the new listners and making the OG listeners wetter than New Orleans 2005. Broadcasting from Vienna as pat of the European tour with Kai returning fresh from a friends wedding in Newcastle and Gareth and Daniel arriving rotten from Prague.

Ep. 3.4 Dad's had a Shandy

Wed, 10 Oct 2018 23:20:23 +0000

It's a drunkcast. The flaw in having a show that is promised to be released at a specific time is that if it hasn't been recorded by the due date and they happen to get drunk on the evening before its release... then there is no alternative than to record it drunk. Listen at your own peril. You get what you pay for.

Ep. 3.3 Twitter Ban

Mon, 08 Oct 2018 04:00:00 +0000

Cream is frozen outr of twitter after some online haters trawl back over tweets and report death threats he sent to Steve Jobs and fans of Nightmare Before Christmas. They then go on to discuss the notion of offence before going on to no doubt cause some with their ignorant ramblings about topics they don't know much about. But isn't that why you listen in the first place?

Ep. 3.2 First Kiss

Thu, 04 Oct 2018 04:00:00 +0000

Daniel and Kai reminisce about cringeworthy first crushes from back in the day when they were slaying it with school girls. Once again they tackle another listener email from someone seeking grossly underqualified advice and guidance.

(To email Muggins and Cream for any kind of advice or to settle an argument click the button on the facebook page which is named after this podcast)

Ep. 3.1 Are we on the Same Podcast

Mon, 01 Oct 2018 04:00:00 +0000

AND THEY'RE BACK!! Comencing tour in Ljubjana after a pre-season break and so much has changed in the interim. Muggins is Married and Cream is on Netflix. So much catch up packed into one hour of podcast. After the recent unwarrented love-guru status of Daniel in the wake of his 'Jigsaw' show they added the game of Agony Aunt giving unqualified counicil on a listeners email seeking relationship advice.

Ep. 2.48 Surprise Friends

Tue, 14 Aug 2018 14:14:02 +0000

While Kai is onstage drunk Sloss welcomes Nick Cody and Bart Freebairn onto the podcast as expectant father Nick deserts his pregnant wife to travel the entirity of the globe from Australia in a return bombshell for Sloss to repay him for the exceptional stag surprises.

Ep. 2.47 Stag Do 2.0

Thu, 02 Aug 2018 00:39:51 +0000

Moving back in together at the dawn of the fringe Muggins and Cream prepare for a month at the Edinburgh Festival and go over the antics of the second Stag Party.

Ep. 2.46 Aftermath

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 13:41:04 +0000

Both broken shells of men Muggins and Cream try to recount the carnage of the last 7 days which included the whirlwind surprise Stag Do in Spain where they almost drank themselves to oblivion.

100th Episode: Muggins and Cream

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:56:47 +0000

THE REAL 100th EPISODE. We've deleted the false flag that was previously listed as the 100th episode and replaced it with this one, Muggins and Cream have re-uniredreunited with this bumper episode which has everything from rinsing Matty to rinsing Elliot and everything in between. An extended podcast in which we get increasingly more drunk as it goes on until we eventually confess our love for eachother. Creepy. Thanks for sticking with us this far!

Ep. 2.44 Deckchair

Sat, 16 Jun 2018 17:01:37 +0000

Muggins and Cream joined by regular guest "G-Tip" Gareth Waugh and first time guest Micky "Deckchair" Bartlett in the midst of a World Cup and fun-times weekend in Edinburgh. Sticking it to those muggles.

Ep. 2.43 THC Calpol

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 16:57:02 +0000

After some accidental time off due to sheer neglect Muggins and Cream are back together united by weed extract syrup, it starts of a regular chit chat then the weed kicks in and they start hypothetically domesticating wild animals and nuking the moon. It's good shit.

Ep. 2.42 Four Guys, Two Mics

Sat, 19 May 2018 14:17:17 +0000

An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and Daniel. After a work in progress show in Edinburgh practicing fringe material Ryan Cullen and Mark Nelson join Muggins and Cream in a late night drunk-cast recorded several hours and several pints after the previeous "Eugene" Podcast.

Ep. 2.41 Eugene

Tue, 15 May 2018 17:25:15 +0000

The reunion of Muggins and Cream after several months apart is an eventful one with (uncle Snunky) Ryan Cullen joining the party with some unparallelled stories of the mad antics from his father and soon to be cult hero (villain) Eugenis-Pacelli.

Ep. 2.40 Not Safe For Anything

Wed, 09 May 2018 17:13:31 +0000

A podcast crossover. Dave Longley brings his own brand of anything goes to an already brakes off poddy with Rich Wilson fueling the flames of savagery. A Not Safe For Work, Not Safe For Play, Not Safe For Anything, homo-erotic Podcast that's fun for all of the family. Enjoy!

Ep. 2.39 Homecoming

Wed, 02 May 2018 09:40:05 +0000

Daniel Sloss is finally back from his 3 month trip to Australia and America providing this podcast from sunny Scotland with old chum Gareth "G-Tip" Waugh who has 4 days left of his day job before joining the ranks as a professional joke slinging comedian.

Ep. 2.38 Anything but Muay Thai

Thu, 26 Apr 2018 18:52:33 +0000

After strict instruction from Natalie and a handful of tweets, Muggins and Milk make a special effort not to talk about Muat Thai or any of their common intersts that might not be shared by the beloved listeners. So they discuss fashion and religeon and other things they're not particularly into.

Ep. 2.37 Marathon Man

Mon, 23 Apr 2018 09:21:43 +0000

After showing eachother their pubes and discussing grooming techniques, Muggins tells Milk about the suspicions revolving around the legitimacy of his friends London Marathon success in a CSI style break down of events.

Ep. 2.36 2 Woke Cucks 2 Furious

Fri, 20 Apr 2018 07:24:37 +0000

An instant sequal from the wokest of cucks, Cameron James and Daniel Sloss with a spectacular difficult second album. Unlike 9/11 which had 16 underwhelming sequels, non of which featured The Rock.

Ep. 2.35 Two Woke Cucks

Tue, 17 Apr 2018 15:11:41 +0000

Guess who's back, back again, Sloss is back, tell your face. Still in Melbourne Austaya, this time with debut guest but all time legend Cameron James, sticking it to pseudo feminists and discussing the dangers of the inverted 69. Amongst many other important topics you're finally ready to hear.

Ep. 2.34 Historically Accurate

Fri, 13 Apr 2018 11:20:49 +0000

Kai teaches Elliot a history lesson about WW1 after reading a lot off books not quite letting them all sink in and filling in the blanks himself. Elliot being Elliot he isn't the man to correct any inaccuracies so we don't suggest listening to this podcast if you have a history exam coming up.

Ep. 2.33 Cream Team

Mon, 09 Apr 2018 17:31:52 +0000

Sloss has made a complete reputation U-turn and now is know for having too many friends. He's assembled an incredible squad of legends fot this podcast. Next thing you know kissy two lips will buy a round. Cream joined by Crusher Cody, Luke Heggie and Bart Freebairn making this an instant classic before it begins. Also. Crusher has an announcement!

Ep. 2.32 Cream has another friend

Fri, 06 Apr 2018 10:22:58 +0000

Daniel is finally showing off his array of friends as his road takes him Muggins free through Australia. Here he is at it again keeping up his end of the Podcast, this time with the charasmatic yankee Alex Edelman.

Ep. 2.30 Cream and Kissy Two Lips

Mon, 26 Mar 2018 12:38:38 +0000

Sloss without Humphries joined by a blast from the podcast past Andrew "Kissy Two-Lips" Stanley who you may remember as Kai's stand in co-host from 2017's Australia tour. They're in Australia now and in true Sloss form, recording from the bottom of an empty well.

Ep. 2.29 WW1 Erotica

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 10:58:30 +0000

After a lovely rare podcast from Sloss in Australia we are back in the UK with Elliot Steel joining Kai as they struggle to spit ignorant psudo knowledge over every topic they step on from police states to feminism. Kai explains to Elliot how he got a guilty hard on to a World War 1 book.

Ep. 2.28 Agro and Cheez

Wed, 14 Mar 2018 11:19:38 +0000

Feast your ears on the return of the Sloss (Cream) as his road leads him to the Brisbane comedy festival and FINALLY the company of some friends. Ozzy legends Nick (Crusher) Cody and Becky (Moots) Lucas join him in wreaking all kinds of havoc on international womans day.

Ep. 2.27 Thumbing in a Softy

Wed, 28 Feb 2018 22:10:33 +0000

Cream is still lonely and Muggins is back alongside Elliot Steel. This podcast descended into graphic and explicit depths it should never have reached, we would have censored it but it would only be 4 minutes long. Probably a nice episode for regular listeners but I wouldn't start with this one.

Ep. 2.26 Nature's Ecstasy

Thu, 22 Feb 2018 15:49:31 +0000

From a grimey Ibis in Glasgow, Muggins continues the podcast while Cream is still State side, this time joined by Mark Nelson straight from the nursary run, they disect Natalie's outlandish anxiety dream and discuss shit night clubs, childhood, Down syndrome and the use of the humble-brag.

Ep. 2.25 Chess Two

Tue, 13 Feb 2018 01:26:31 +0000

Muggins and Cream in LA, back together and high as kites on some of that medical marijuana. After a month apart they catch up and Muggins pitches Chess 2 and idea for a belta Adam Sandler movie.

Ep. 2.24 The Generation Gap

Sun, 11 Feb 2018 11:06:21 +0000

Finally Mark Nelson joins the podcast and it's as savage as could be expected, with casual japes about Maddy, 9/11 and Syrian drone strikes. With Nelson stuck in the 90's and Elliot being a fidget spinning millenial cuck the generation gap becomes apparent and Marks distain for the youth of today leads to discussions of our legendary elders.

Ep. 2.23 The Drought is Over

Mon, 05 Feb 2018 10:27:22 +0000

Recorded in Creams house without Cream, Muggins is joined by Elliot Steel who has a fresh glow from ending his drought and Gareth G-Tip Waugh who is also glowing because he's ginger.

Ep. 2.22 Muggins and Milk

Tue, 30 Jan 2018 08:00:12 +0000

Elliot Steel AKA Low Fat Cream AKA Milk joins Muggins to complete some chores around the house and record a podcast They chat online gaming, the rise of the machines and Muuggles. Lock up your dads.

Ep. 2.21 The Bassoon Baboon

Mon, 22 Jan 2018 08:10:56 +0000

One Year after attending Trump's inaugerution on a man date, Cream is joined by his old friend Eric Lampaert who regales us with tales of his short (wood) winded Bassoon career. Join this couple of little devils Podcasting out of The City of Angels.

Ep. 2.20 Born Again Virgin

Thu, 18 Jan 2018 10:24:30 +0000

You'll see him on Comedy Central on Friday at 10pm (Roast Battles Vs his dad) you can have him in your ears right now. Elliot Steel would have got destroyed by his opponant if he knew what is revealed on this podcast.

Ep. 2.19 New Year New Cream

Sun, 14 Jan 2018 04:50:28 +0000

The year is well underway and the Sloss and Humphries roads have parted temporarily so we will alternate the podcast with special guests until we reunite. Muggins takes this week's poddy and the guest is super special, filling creams shoes is village doylum Elliot Steel.

Ep. 2.18 Cru$her and Damagé

Wed, 13 Dec 2017 15:10:27 +0000

A double dose of Australian from the Punch-Drunk Nottingham HQ as Damo "Damagé" Clark and Nick "Cru$her" Cody jump on the podcast after an afternoon of escape rooms.

Ep. 2.17 Thick-cast II

Wed, 06 Dec 2017 19:03:35 +0000

After 2 failed attempts at Podcasts Muggins and Cream get a new memory card and are joined by the same old dipshit Elliot Steel (@elliotsteelcom) to reroll on whether he's thick or not. See if he changes your mind in round 2.

Ep. 2.16 Is Elliot Steel Thick?

Thu, 23 Nov 2017 00:21:03 +0000

Do let him know how he got on...
(@elliotsteelcom)

Ep. 2.15 Rickets and Milky

Mon, 20 Nov 2017 00:34:02 +0000

Milo McCabe and Rickets McRickets join Muggins and Cream on the podcast for the first time after many a mention in previous poddy's as the gods land them all in Liverpool together. We discuss why Rickets chose to toss himself off while jogging on the motorwy and other such topics. Enjoy.

Ep. 2.14 Back on Home Soil

Thu, 16 Nov 2017 23:56:22 +0000

After a brief spell apart the tour reunites in Scotland for the final leg accross the UK. Cream gets a tattoo in New York with a Hollywood star while Muggins goes to Butlins and falls out with a florist.

Ep. 2.13 Cranky Cream Needs a Nap

Thu, 09 Nov 2017 18:31:22 +0000

After a heavy session, not much sleep and a god awful travel day complete with traffic we spare our only free hour to put together the most cranky podcast to date. By all accounts it sounds as though we hate eachother but this podcast was unbelievably cathartic. Enjoy the tones of us locking horns!

Ep. 2.12 Comeback from the Comedown (Broken)

Mon, 06 Nov 2017 01:09:16 +0000

We had to skip a podcast last Thursday because we were well and truly broken by Amsterdam and unfortunately our comeback podcast from our comedown is also broken. We lost a mic half way through and have had to crank up the volume to capture both of us from one mic. It might be too tough to listen to, you might be able to battle through it. We had a lot of fun recording this one so we hope you can somehow enjoy it. This is the podcast where we find out just how hardcore you really are. Let us know on twitter if you survive til the end. @kaihumphries @daniel_sloss

Ep. 2.11 THE AMSTERDAM ONE

Sun, 29 Oct 2017 22:57:55 +0000

Muggins and Cream arrive in Amsterdam and are joined by their fellow Goats Rich Massara, Barry Castagnola and Ryan Cullen and they form like vultron to make a 5 way podcast (whilst munted) this could be awful. Thanks for trying.

Ep. 2.10 Podcast For Ducks

Wed, 25 Oct 2017 22:44:38 +0000

After two solid days of playing boardgames Cruggins and Meame are Figh as Huck in Copehagen from picking up a ton of weed at Christiania. For ducks.

Ep. 2.9 Are We In The Same Seats?

Mon, 23 Oct 2017 12:51:24 +0000

A very sleepy Muggins and Cream are in their 5th country in the space of 3 hours sleep, for those following us on instagram story or snapchat (@kaihumphries and @danielsloss) you'll be keen to know why muggins keeps asking cream if they're in the same seat. All is explained. No Muggles were harmed in the making of this Podcast.

Ep. 2.8 Sloss Express Return Ticket

Wed, 18 Oct 2017 22:31:16 +0000

Prague and Vienna brought the weed, the latter being that of the Sloss Express which sent the boys on a journey before they were suddenly faced with a situation they were too high to deal with. Newphamisms also return in this episode recorded from Bratislava.

Ep. 2.6 Knocky Door Ginger

Thu, 12 Oct 2017 00:28:57 +0000

Thursday morning podcast on a Thursday, childishness caused the podcast to be taken down but we are back on track and podding out of Leeds, discussing the wonderful nude portrait Jean's mam made for muggins. You may also get your horoscopes read out, it's not looking great!

Ep. 2.5 Domestic

Wed, 11 Oct 2017 00:43:56 +0000

Monday morning podcast on a Tuesday night. Finally raising their heads after Saturday night's drink off with a late podcast. Cream finally comes out of his resting huff to find out Muggins thought he'd been mad at him for something. Muggles, Dads and True Lies.

Ep. 2.4 LINDA!!

Wed, 04 Oct 2017 23:32:00 +0000

Muggins gets refused from the gym for being so hench while Cream gets friendzoned, or so the story is told. They visit Linda who gets up to her old tricks. The pair also recall how they each remember meeting eachother in a reboot of the old "Origins" game. Enjoy!

Ep. 2.3 AirOAP

Sun, 01 Oct 2017 23:04:47 +0000

Muggins and Cream accidentally lodge with two lovely pensioners in Inverness on the Scottish leg of the tour. In this episode they revisit the passive aggressive, remarkably cathartic game "I love you, but..." sharing their gripes about one another.

Ep. 2.2 Drooth or False

Wed, 27 Sep 2017 23:55:07 +0000

Muggins and Cream solve issues that don't affect them with equal parts arrogance and ignorance like the toilet gender allocation. Muggles and Dads get it as usual with the added game of Truth or Lie where we each tell three stories which any could be true or false and the other has to guess which ring true.

Ep. 2.1 REBOOT

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 01:23:13 +0000

Piss and dead frogs everwhere. The 2017 Tour has just started so it's only right that the Podcast relaunched with it. With a lot to get you up to speed on Muggins and Cream tell some of their most shameful stories from the missing months. Gareth Waugh AKA G-Tip joins the party for our reboot special!

Ep. 55 Your Dad's Muntered

Mon, 03 Jul 2017 10:18:23 +0000

Finally Muggins and Cream pull out of their Glastonbury come down and create a podcast to debrief what the fuck just happened, as it turns out, Cream was muntered. Lots of talk of self felating and possibly the final regular muggle corner before a pre fringe hiatus. With some top notch Dad jokes to wrap it up.

Ep. 54 Creams Can Come True

Thu, 15 Jun 2017 11:59:56 +0000

Muggins in Cream are both in Edinburgh preparing for their Edinburgh previews and took a short break from their writting to return to the podcast after a short while on seperate roads. They try to work out if Kai is old or poor (probably both) when he reminisces about his black and white TV. After a short spliff break both of their dreams come true.

Ep. 53 Steelcast

Mon, 05 Jun 2017 07:43:45 +0000

High from London Muggins is joined by millenial poster boy Elliot Steel, they discuss intergrating emojis into the English language and other important topics. Note: While you're enjoying the dad jokes bear in mind that Elliot's dad is famous man Mark Steel.

Ep. 52 Best Muggle

Sun, 28 May 2017 15:18:31 +0000

Muggins and Cream briefly reunite as they both cross paths in London. Daniel tries to throw Kai under the bus with mugglery surrounding the wedding but Kai has an ace in the hole to out Daniel as the muggle of all muggles!

Ep. 51 Cream and G-Tip

Thu, 18 May 2017 15:36:41 +0000

Cream (Sloss) is back with G-Tip (Waugh) to discuss Gareths early rap career. I'm not kidding. I honestly can't rememeber anything else that happened in the podcast.

Ep. 50 Cuck-a-doodle Waugh

Wed, 10 May 2017 21:18:39 +0000

Cream is back with Garf to talk about Creams newfound Mugglery and sobriety (temporary, don't worry), Garf being third wheeled and other such things. Enjoy.

Ep. 49 Tommy Two Sniffs

Wed, 03 May 2017 18:07:26 +0000

Muggins is in his childhood home with the Cream replacement service of Tom Houghton joining the podcast. Mid Punch-Drunk run they tell tales of their very different school days and steam roller over some Muggles for good measure. They lived. They Laughed. They Loved.

Ep. 48 Bar Fly

Fri, 21 Apr 2017 08:02:11 +0000

Abandosam, Sam Wilson joins Muggins and Cream in throwing Kissy Long Pockets Andrew Stanley under another bus for his round dodging. It's the closing weekend of the Melbourne Festival so they recap some of their shenanigans before the horrific slaughter of some more sorry muggles.

Ep. 47 Big Muggins in Little China Town

Wed, 19 Apr 2017 07:27:30 +0000

Recorded in Muggins' gaff in China Town of Melbourne, Cream has been a poorly duck and Muggins has had a heavy Bank Holiday, the two catch up on all of their shenanigans and while they're at it, throw kissy two lips under the bus for his bad bar habbits.

Ep. 46 New Shirt

Sat, 15 Apr 2017 07:42:55 +0000

Our Average Thursday podcast, recorded on Good Friday and released on a Fantastic Saturday. Muggins is looking fre$h as fuck and unfresh cream is confused. Daniel gets to the bottom of a very obscure health scare.

Ep. 45 Stage Dive

Mon, 10 Apr 2017 17:58:32 +0000

Brimful of Asher on the 45, some classic muggins and cream as they fly guestless unfresh from a hefty session the night before. Boardgames, lame teachers and muggle bashing. Get us in your ears and chuckle on the bus.

Ep. 44 Edibles

Thu, 06 Apr 2017 06:02:20 +0000

Sloss has returned from his weed induced coma and tells some tales about edibles including the story he loast confidence in last week when he was high as petrol prices. We're joined by global legend Nick "The Crusher" Cody in his residence in Melbourne.

Ep. 43 Moist Moist Moist...

Mon, 03 Apr 2017 09:26:18 +0000

Cream eats an edible (canibis sweet) and is too high to text but still records a podcast with hungover Muggins and their good buddy Carey Marx. They discus playing risk, living with muggins, kissing a bloke like a gentleman and all things moist.

Ep. 42 Heimlichs and High Fives

Fri, 31 Mar 2017 05:26:41 +0000

Seeing as we left you hanging for 2 weeks we thought a bonus episode would tickle your biscuit. Muggins saved Creams life in a heroic act of valour and they tell possibly the grossest story in the muggins back catalogue.

Ep 41 Muggins and Cream Reunited

Thu, 30 Mar 2017 03:10:49 +0000

TWO HOUR REUNION SPECIAL After 9 weeks apart and a brief two week break from the podcast while Kai was in Thailand meeting his wife and Sloss still couldn't find any friends, the boys finally reunite in Melbourne and discuss Kai's recent marriage proposal.

Cream is back! Ft. Cru$her

Thu, 16 Mar 2017 07:46:57 +0000

Holy mother of God. Me, Cream, may have succesfully recorded, editted and uploaded an episode all by myself. Muggins is now obselete. Long live co-host Sir Mickolas Cody. We discuss Vegas, Muggins fitness and Crushers upbringing. Enjoy!

Ep. 39 Muggins is Cranky

Mon, 13 Mar 2017 06:25:35 +0000

As in the prophecy by Andrew "K2L" Stanley early in the Australia trip, Muggins' happiness is beginning to run out as he offloads a handful of his recent trivial gripes. Cream is still friendless, this time in Sydney and struggling to fill a pair of Muggins sized shoes.

Ep. 38 Kissgate 2017

Thu, 09 Mar 2017 08:53:05 +0000

Andrew Stanley is back opposite Muggins in the Cream seat after being thrown under the preverbial bus by Muggins and Abandosam with his actions last week kissing people willy nilly. The hilarity descends into a high brow book review and climbs back out with some horrendous 2 girls 1 cup chat. And the rest is kisstory.

Ep. 37 Abandosam

Mon, 06 Mar 2017 12:02:19 +0000

Muggins plays host to special guest and one half of freestyle hiphop phenomenon Abandoman, Mr Sam "Abandosam" Wilson. The charming blighter gets straight into the spirit of the podcast with sotries, tangents, funnies and all round good vibrations. Oh. They also throw Andrew Stanley (our previous co-pilot) under the bus for his 'anakisstic' actions on Wednesday night.

Ep 36 Cru$her and ¢ream

Sat, 04 Mar 2017 03:02:38 +0000

Flying in from his lonely friendless excursion to New York, Cream has arrived in Sydney Australia where the infamous Nick "Cru$her" Cody has joined him for margaritas and a podcast. With both Muggins currently in Adelaide meaning they are both in Australia, their roads will realign in 3 more weeks for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, til then strap in for some fantastic guests!

Ep. 35 AFC Sunburnland

Mon, 27 Feb 2017 08:01:07 +0000

Geordie Muggins has accidentilly sunburned himself into sunderland colours to the joy of guest Andrew Stanley. Recorded in Adelaide they discuss upsetting Cream from across the globe and accidentally wrecking hippies.

Ep.34 Stay Slapped

Sun, 19 Feb 2017 21:24:38 +0000

Muggins and Sugar bring down Garf and Cream (But mostly Garf) in response to their utter nonsense putting Runners in the muggle corner, the worlds justice has been served. Recorded on their last day in Perth before they fly to Adelaide to do it alllll again!

Run Muggle, Run!

Thu, 16 Feb 2017 21:57:44 +0000

Cream and Garf back in your ears after re-doing this podcast because the first one was a bit rubbish coz of two brutal hangovers. Never claim that we don't have quality control again. We talk birthdays, ponytails and fitbits. Bantz bantz bantz

Ep. 32 Show Me What You've Got.

Mon, 13 Feb 2017 07:35:03 +0000

Andrew Stanley plays the resident Cream yet again joining Muggins once more and pouring his irish fuel on the flames of banta. They talk full moons, muggles, Kai's exceptional phisique and respect for elders. Cuddle up to the nearst stranger and take an ear-bud each.

Save the bees!

Thu, 09 Feb 2017 01:22:37 +0000

Cream is back with a hangover that kill God. He's brought Garf on to share the load and they talks smack and baths and 9/11.

Ep. 30 Blah Blah Blah

Mon, 06 Feb 2017 09:09:52 +0000

Cream is on the other side of Australia weeping at how beautiful Nick Cody looks in his wedding dress so Muggins brings the joy to your Monday alongside resident guest Andrew "Sugar" Stanley.

Ep. 29 @TheB1gM4n

Thu, 02 Feb 2017 08:19:17 +0000

In Perth again with Andrew Stanley as he shares some of Muggins' lapses in concentration after his (potentially fake) gym sessions, he also loves kissing. Muggle corner is directed from accross the shores via twitter from long time listner, first time caller and dear friend Matty The B1g M4n.

A boy has no Muggins

Mon, 30 Jan 2017 11:32:00 +0000

I swear to God if this doesn't upload properly imma put all you through a window. Cream here, back with another Mugginless episode, but instead we have the new and improved Muggins, Garf. Back again.

Ep.27 Muggins no Cream

Thu, 26 Jan 2017 03:56:44 +0000

The first time Muggins has lead the podcast without Cream (after several failed attempts) he is joined by Andrew Stanley, remember the mug that spazzzed out on shrooms in Amsterdam and was totally Geoff? Yeah, that lad. Direct from down under.

Ep.26 Worst Man

Mon, 23 Jan 2017 09:36:40 +0000

Cream carries the poddy yet again with his rap nemisis, Eric Lampaert, bringing his vocal beauty to your ears as special guest in luie of the absent (minded) Muggins who is down under, fucking up his own attempts at creating soundwaves.

Ep.25 Look Who's Back!

Mon, 16 Jan 2017 15:28:55 +0000

Muggins is back for a parting Podcast before going his seperate way from Cream for a short while, the boys are joined by Elliot "Man Of" Steel (@elliotsteelcom) and the well to do Tom Houghton (@tomhcomedy) of impending "First Dates" fame.

Ep.24 New Year, Same Lateness

Wed, 11 Jan 2017 13:03:25 +0000

Muggins is still on the road so Cream pulled his finger out and got Garf back on to talk about a very awkward but sexy plane encounter, and some other weird stuff.

Ep. 23 Garf and Cream

Tue, 27 Dec 2016 19:49:12 +0000

SUPES SOZZLEBERRIES ABOUT THE DELAY!

Not really though. Cream here. Muggins is off in Alicante on holiday, so I grabbed Gareth Waugh to be the replacement Muggins, and honestly, he did a better job. So listen, enjoy and the next one will be out on time, I promise. Ish.

Ep.22 Crusher and Wofff

Sat, 24 Dec 2016 00:29:54 +0000

The belated second installment of our Altitude podcasts joined again by the majestic beast that is Crusher Cody and long time listner, first time caller, our very funny chum Gareth Wough. Also... we're drunk again, but 22 epsiodes in you might have gathered that this is par for the course. Merry Xmas

Ep.21 Guest who?

Tue, 13 Dec 2016 08:18:55 +0000

Muggins normally writes these descriptions but odds are he's dead. So it's Cream here just to tell you that I remember nothing from this episode except that Andrew Maxwell and Nick Cody are on and that they crush it. Enjoy. Or don't. See if I give a toss.

Ep.20 C.R.E.A.M.

Thu, 08 Dec 2016 00:29:18 +0000

Everyone gets kicked off Panto once and will never get invited back, you know that old saying. Cream talks about his failed attempt at stand up... I totally meant panto... I genuinely typed that by accident and could have easily corrected it but it was such a great freudian slip that it's staying in. We talk about other stuff too, we actually do prattle on quite a bit in this one, just like whats happening now. Stop reading and download it already.

Ep.19 Fishing for Compliments

Mon, 05 Dec 2016 01:54:54 +0000

Over a cheese platter Muggins and Cream revisit their worst ever gigs and discuss desperate measures in bathroom emergencies, all in the interest of making you smirk on the train. And for compliments.

Ep.18 Clone Wars

Thu, 01 Dec 2016 12:56:51 +0000

Muggins and Cream discuss whether they'd get along with their own clones, they find the king of the muggles Dale Partridge and cut the head of the serpent.

Ep.17 Thanks Giving

Mon, 28 Nov 2016 02:48:27 +0000

Muggins and Cream give thanks to eachother buy slaughtering each-others dad's. With Newphamisms, muggles and Rutherford the Butt Monkey.

Ep.16 Muggles With Attitude

Thu, 24 Nov 2016 02:51:03 +0000

In deepest darkest Ashganistan (Ashington) the the duo spin their words from the Punch-Drunk HQ. Cream tells of his run in with the law while Muggins cries from his nose.

Ep.15 No Apologies

Mon, 21 Nov 2016 05:27:50 +0000

From the comfort of Natalie's bed in London, Muggins and Cream declare some more bugbears they have with one another and discuss being pegged by Nick Cody.

Ep. 14 Jean joins the party

Thu, 17 Nov 2016 03:23:27 +0000

Cream tries to carry the podcast because Muggins is off his mellon after winning an award that offered a free bar. Jean makes an apearance and takes cream to task for his psychopathic tendencies.

Ep.13 Your dad wears crocs mate!

Mon, 14 Nov 2016 01:26:13 +0000

Last day of the European tour before returning to the UK the lads raise a glass to a fantastic 3 weeks. Muggins tells some more childhood stories from his time in the ghetto while Cream was spanking around Florida with his dad with their crocs on like a pair of muggles!

Ep.12 I Love you, but...

Thu, 10 Nov 2016 01:10:05 +0000

You need joy, you need happiness, you need a distraction from the troubles of the world. Pour Muggins and Cream in your ears and drift away to your safe place. The boyos reveal several gripes that they have about eachother that need to change. Chances are they'll rinse you for being a muggle.

Ep.11 The Sloss Express

Mon, 07 Nov 2016 07:10:33 +0000

***CORRECT VERSION*** Arriving in Prague from Vienna after an evening smoking a home grown strand of weed named after Cream, The Sloss Express, created and brought to us by all round good eggs Moka and Ray. Grab a sugar butty and enjoy your Monday morning!

Ep.10 Transylvania

Thu, 03 Nov 2016 14:55:33 +0000

Walking away from the smoke and rubble that they left behind in Amsterdam the boys resurface in Transylvania, they share some facts (and lies) about Romania and then divulge some little known facts (and lies) about themselves.

Ep.9 Bad Boys

Mon, 31 Oct 2016 00:57:58 +0000

Sending you vibrations from Amsterdam, with weed fuelled tales of youth, muggles and dad jokes.

Ep.8 Fantastic Lies

Wed, 26 Oct 2016 22:39:46 +0000

Bullshit + Confidence = Truth.
Moving on from Croatia to Belgium the boys share some lies that sound true but when looked at closely they are so obviously a lie that no-one will fall for them at all.

Ep.7 Origins

Mon, 24 Oct 2016 00:05:34 +0000

From a hotel in Zagreb the boys talk about their visit to Tesla's home and applaud his contribution to the world of electricity before experiencing a power cut. Tune in to hear their origin stories as told by each-other and 100% factually accurate.

Ep.6 Rainbow Party

Wed, 19 Oct 2016 23:26:32 +0000

Broadcasting from Poland, the cRaZy old duo take in the culture and the local delicacies. Muggins now has a pet leaf and Cream speaks of the mythical Rainbow Parties.

Ep.5 Jammy Pockets

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 23:32:44 +0000

As soon as we do an itinerary of our Jammy and Gownie pockets we get down to doing your horoscopes, the future is looking bleak for you, especially if you're a Capricorn. Cream has a shocking confession for Jean.

Ep.4 Stranger Danger

Thu, 13 Oct 2016 08:47:00 +0000

Muggins regales us with a story of being emasculated by a nude intruder and Cream reminisces about his equestrian days at Christian boot camp.

Ep.3 Get in the corner, Muggles

Mon, 10 Oct 2016 03:14:39 +0000

Muggins (straight up gangster) and Cream (owns a trolley token) have laid down another badass hardcore podcast for your audio delights. Insert this into your head via your ears right this very minute.

Ep.2 Newphemisms

Thu, 06 Oct 2016 08:50:15 +0000

Muggins and Cream back in your area, kicking up dust. The limber tongued duo strike again, a little bit later and drunker than episode #1. Sit back, relax and Love Laugh Live.

Ep.1 Muggins and Cream

Mon, 03 Oct 2016 19:36:37 +0000

Daniel Sloss and Kai Humphries have just embarked on a European tour and bottled some of it in this podcast for you to shake up and spray in your ears. Loads and loads of excellent chat. You're a very lucky goose!

**REMASTERED** this was uploaded in stereo where we were in an ear each but we've fixed it up so we share your ears evenly. We've also added the intro and this is the episode the intro was made from. Spot the quotes!